Oh, they’re not so very racist.

Okay. That Billy Eichner tweet actually made me lol. Sorrynotsorry.

‘FEEL THE SEED OF [MUSICIAN’S LAST NAME]!’.

I worked for Walmart for two years. When they fuck something up their strategy is to lie lie lie until the problem goes away. I can garentee they’re lying about this to cover their asses. I’m so angry for this woman her doctor prescribed the medication to her that’s reason enough for her to get it.

This post needs some cheering up. My grandma (stay with me) has a grand tale of taking a plane ride with her newborn son to visit her parents and getting sat with the coasters (ye olde band, “yakety yak”, “charlie brown”, “other novelty songs”). billy guy (alllegedly) kept chatting her up and making eyes at her…

I personally find Alex way more irritating.

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The source material kind of reads like one of those Penthouse stories, “I never thought it would happen to me, but there I was on the Appalachian trail with 10 coeds and no one else”.

Pledge allegiance to Katie Nolan despite the fact that she’s employed by idiots. It’s like supporting your favorite football team despite the ever-looming presence of the Ginger Hammer

Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

I’m sorry, do you mean D.A. Alex Cabot left her husband for Sgt. Olivia Benson???

Oh FFS. These are the kind of people I would show the door when I was still practicing. I remember one lady who came in because there were bugs in her box of Rice-a-Roni and her toddler had eaten some out of the box (like lady, supervise your kid a little better?). I asked her, did he get sick? She said no. Did anyone…

EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE WOMEN INFURIATES ME.

If you told a caricature artist, “please draw a picture of the worst kind of people,” he would draw THIS EXACT PICTURE.

My protip to anybody using O’Hare would be to pick the earliest-morning flight you can find. The business types that fly that early don’t fuck around.

She’s a bright girl, and a brave girl too. Claudettia, I hope you high tail it out of there to your dream school. I hope it’s in a big town, and I hope you have the time of your life. I hope you have an amazing career, and that the whole town is green with envy. They don’t deserve you.

Well.. at least the school board president isn’t a bigot. That’s something.

I love Grover so much “ Monster in the Mirror” was my fucking jammmm