That’s the thing. I’ll figure it out for myself, but my kid is just starting adulthood, and she’s scared shitless. I wouldn’t be surprised if I end up grandchildless because somewhere between five and ten years from now when she’s ready to think about such things, who knows what the fuck the world will be like?

Man, I hope her doctor or her mechanic comes back at her with “there’s no such thing as facts” next time she needs something from them and they offer to flush the system (whichever system) with Drano.

Ha! Not a J-Lash thing to do, but I bet the farm guys have guns.

This came out just a couple of months ago. I loved that she never seemed to resent her iconic character and actually seemed to love spoofing it:

I told my 24 yr-old that we would both be stockpiling it in the next month, if not for her, then for her friends. I have a feeling it will be one of the first things to disappear under the Pence regime. Frankly, I don’t think the necrotic circus peanut gives a shit.

Both?

Not one instance of “gams” in this whole post?

On the calendar for opening weekend. I NEVER go opening weekend, but I’ve been waiting for this since the first trailer.

Watch a shit-ton of Schoolhouse Rock to figure out how government works.

I read “dumpling Tom Hiddleston.” Bobby, you accidentally made my day.

First of all, since I can’t look at that mug without a panic response, this post was kind of like exposure therapy. By the end of it, my breathing was almost back to normal.

They basically invited a racist, misogynist, anti-Muslim sex offender to Thanksgiving and are telling you to shut up and bring the stuffing. Nope. Burn it down.

Yes. My fiancee and I have been together for five years. My daughter is 20 years older than that. My kid is allowed to email and text me secure in the belief that it’s a private channel between the two of us. Same with my friends.
That said, my passwords are on a piece of paper in a giant file drawer along with our…

But who will play Fortinbras?

Harold Perrineau’s Queen Mab speech is the reason to watch that movie. Holy shit.

Good shade (as I have learned from Sensei Kara) is in part about making your ego be okay with people maybe missing the diss at all (which is why the Obamas are black belts). Shade is not a bombing, it’s a tactical strike. Not in Tay’s wheelhouse.

Thanks. Did that. Haven’t seen them or spoken to them in almost two years.

Let me be the first to congratulate you.

Honestly, I’m going to watch it for two reasons.

Your last sentence will be a chapter title in my memoir.