And Meghan Trainor is the rancid mayonnaise on that white bread sandwich.

In Trumpworld, why would racists feel the need to be in the closet?

I feel you. For me? Mastitis. Six times.

Do not wear strong perfume onboard. Do not use scented lotions onboard. Do not paint your nails or do anything that results in fume-y odors while onboard.

See above re: sociopath. (Her, not you, obvs.)

Maybe antidote instead of anecdote?

Maybe the witches could move to Uptown, where the alderman seems to forget he wasn’t elected by constituents of Lakeview, and gentrification hasn’t quite hit the “bags of kale” level mentioned below.

Wow ugly AND derivative.

That took a minute, but was well worth it. Thank you.

I watched it, and all I could think was, “Better talking than singing.”

In the mean time, let’s send Michael Forbes some sort of party pack. Dude is a hero: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_F…

Now that I have been quoted, can I be ungreyed?

Now that I have been quoted, can I be ungreyed?

Yes, earlobes blackened by frostbite are so much more attractive than hats.

See now I’m getting more of a James Franco vibe.

You know they’d just wet themselves and cry.

Having sexual urges toward children is mentally ill. Acting on them is evil. Full stop.

And you’re all of 14?

College-age kids also need to disconnect in order to figure out how to be the adults they are going to become. This means not hearing mom’s voice every other day or reporting in just like they did in high-school carpool. As the mom of a young adult already out of college, I’d tell this mom to back the hell of just…

Sally Jessie Badass!

I had a tasting menu meal in Rome, and the pace was so much more conducive to eating everything. The few times I’ve had the $$ to do it here, it’s like the table can’t be empty for a minute, whereas in Italy, there was a little time to order more wine, talk a bit about what we just ate, and digest. I think it took…