You sure it wasn’t

Jennifer Garner is insanely charming in that movie. It’s a real performance, not just a little joke, you know what I mean?

Before all this came to light, was he not the smuggest, smarmiest twat on TV, anyway? I can’t help but judge...he seems like this privileged seedy little annoying guy who became prestigious and powerful and could not believe the p**y he could get. He has this annoying little dog humping on your leg quality. I really…

These are the same people who stand outside abortion clinics and shout about the “undeniable bond between mother and baby!” “you will live with a lifetime of regret!!”... unless you want to sell babies for profit. Looks like we now know ANOTHER reason repubs want to keep women pregnant. They want to sell that baby for…

“Crime, once uncovered, has no refuge, save audacity.”

Having a moral compass is indicative of a mental or social disorder. Sure, maybe!

some people get really upset, about hearing the things they do are not moral, for some reason.

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. It’s painful but I am not interested in letting these people hide just so I can pretend they don’t exist.

It seems like we’re entering sort of a golden age of transparency and dissemination of a lot of the seedy shit that’s been going on behind the scenes forever, which I think is a great thing. The next step is actually holding some of these fuckers accountable.

Poor people.

Well she has the endorsement of Piers Morgan and Susan Collins so all is good. I feel terrible now for thinking ill of Ellen for hanging with a war criminal. 

He’s always addressing mass shootings. He addresses everyone after they happen and says there’s nothing anyone can do because russia is funneling him money through the NRA. I mean, because the shooter was obviously crazy (if white), a dangerous illegal (if brown), or a criminal (if black). 

Two. Definitely two. Trump’s been in over his head from his first day. He literally has no idea how government works, how international relations work, what the State Department does, or how politics in general function. Worse, he’s too arrogant to ask.

Obligatory: This will be relevant for a long time

This tripe was pushed by the Jacobin crowd too, which has become comically deranged when the topic is Warren. Every terrible stereotype of a Bernie Sanders supporter is being fulfilled by Jacobin lately. This is such a stupid fake controversy where they claim she “lied” and it proves she can’t be trusted and therefore…

Don;’t worry, there are still plenty of male Democratic candidates you can move to before claiming you’re “forced” to pick Trump.

She’s got plans and they seem coherent and logical to deal with the issues. And her record has been shifting progressive over the years and you can point to specific places where her platform directly relates to past actions and there’s a coherent reason for her change far above and beyond the usual “because it makes…

Fucking Bloomberg, lol. Not even trying to present this impartially. The headline:

but I can at least kind of feel for the guy, to some extent.

Definitely a hit.