mrsbeeton
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mrsbeeton

This is how I imagine all British people. Coming home from a long day at the coal mine, soot on their faces, shooing away the hordes of Tiny Tim looking vagrant children begging for change in front of the cobblers shop, before “tucking in” to a scrumptious meal of canned beans. Long Live the Queen

These powerful men who have all the resources in the world to look clean and kempt and sharp are so trapped in their own narcissism they can’t even begin to see themselves through outside eyes. Like, wtf did Stephen Miller think spray painting his head was going to turn out like? 

Gotta love Bernie. She was trying to catch him in some “gotcha!” moment, but didn’t take into account that Bernie wasn’t lying. He was being completely candid about working across the aisle with a select group of republicans he finds earnest and forthright. He wasn’t just sayin’ shit to say it. Meghan is so used to

What a fucking treasure she continually proves herself to be...

How did this pitch get anywhere beyond, “what the fuck?”

I am.

“What about living without the assault weapons that are killing our children?” co-host Sunny Hostin asked McCain.

Hoping and praying for this. Now that Johnson is in the minority, can’t they vote “No Confidence,” turf him out, and beg the EU for an extension? Could we even, possibly hope for an end to this madness?

“National Autonomy” is just coded language for “No more free movement of Eastern Europeans to take our jerbs”.

Well, supporters are so rabidly anti-immigration that they are willing to burn their whole economy down to keep out the dark-skinned. Your definition of “racist” may vary, of course.

The root of Brexit is racism, pure and simple. It’s mildly reassuring to see that at least one country can’t practice its racism totally unimpeded, unlike another one on the other side of the ocean.

Her reactions re: sexual assault were just so bizarre it’s hard not to wonder where the hell they were coming from. I still remember that nightmare of a Dear Prudence letter where a letter-writer who was clearly suffering a lot while trying to sort out issues of consent with her husband, and Yoffe responded by

I used to read Dear Prudence and remember that while a lot of the advice was good, Emily Yoffee would go off the rails whenever anybody talked about rape or consent. It’s really odd that she would proactively choose write about rape and sexual harrassement stories in defense of the potential criminals. Even if she

also because she remembered a 2013 story in which Yoffe baldly argued that college women should “stop getting drunk” to solve the problem of campus sexual assault.

A disproportionate number of people I grew up with became educators. Some of them are good teachers and some are bad. The only ones who became administrators were the bad teachers. They are now bad administrators.

YESSSS IT’S 2012! IT WAS ALL A DREAM!

What they find “off putting” is her breath and depth of knowledge that make men feel inadequate in her presence. I so fucking sick of it. Democrats were okay electing an African American, which was fabulous, but I’m still afraid that they won’t elect a woman. I still choose her as my number one candidate. But the fact

She’s from Oklahoma, and went to college in Texas. Simply teaching at Harvard for a few years, and moving to the east coast doesn’t erase that. Calling her an east coast academic is how the right wing attempts to cast her as an outsider to the very places she came from. Let’s not fall into the habit of using their talk

People like that are incredibly insecure.

So getting kicked in the balls is similar, men trying to masturbate a woman. Good to know.