I am buying one of these and putting it on a Roomba. Steps one and two toward a robot butler complete.

Yes! I forgot Juliet's manager.

Rayna should never be ranked that high. She's a terrible mother and is engaged to Puke Wheeler. Not even the specter of Tami Taylor can save her.

WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER

Good Burger is great AND the first movie I ever went to see in the theater without a parent present.

You hate it because it's tacky as hell and it looks horrible.

I mean, yeah, absolutely. But can you imagine how grim the alternative would be? "Well, I finished my taxes, time to reward myself by snaking all my drains and mowing all my neighbors' lawns. If I get done in time I can go out for raw celery with my friends and say only positive things about people we know. If they…

Tebow definitely going for the "virgin who can't drive" look

The worst character on Nashville is clearly Scarlett, followed closely by Avery. Oliver Hudson doesn't even rank as 10th worst. There's still Gunner, Gunner's girlfriend, the mayor, fucking Deacon.... ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

He could nail me like crucifixion was going out of style.

you have the right to have a religion but it's mostly going to be mine because you're not free of religion

The million dollar question.

Shelby county voted 63% no. We are the only blue in a sea of red for 200 mile radius.

Your reference to the Dover Boys made my day. My dad used to buy random cartoon videos from discount bins when we were kids and my brother and I thought the Dover Boys were freaking hilarious. I thought we were the only weirdos who knew of it.

As a fellow Tennessean I also did what I could. Men in suits have scared all the church goers into the whole "abortion destination" thing. This state is too red. We never stood a chance.

Sure do!

As a pretty recent Tennessean, I'm with you in sadness and disgust.

I feel the same way. I did all I could. I was disgusted by the army of old white men picketing the polling area asking me if I had questions on Amendment One. I hope I am raising my children to make a change in Tennessee for their generation. Mine, it seems, is clueless.

I feel this so hard. I've been near tears all morning. Worse because so many of my conservative friends, even the anti-choice ones were against Amendment 1 and yet people actually voted for it.

Well, Tennessee, as a Texas resident, you've managed to make me sadder this morning. This is going to be a long next couple of years.