Not to be one of those people, but that's Jessa in your photograph, not Jill.

From the WHY THE HELL DO I KNOW THIS?? department:

Don't be fooled. Don't be fooled into thinking that she believes that the removal of embryos is as bad as killing a human being. What she really means is that the killing of Jews is as serious as killing a 5-week embryo. TRUST me. That's how much she cares about the killing of Jews, Roma and gay people. Very little.

Just remember, seasons are won and lost on the waiver wire. Always play the waiver wire.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Oh man, it's almost like people can care about multiple things at once.

Go eat a durian. Don't try to pin woman against woman like this. Just because someone somewhere is suffering more doesn't mean the inequities women of all races suffer here in America are meaningless. People like you have walnuts for brains and peach pits for hearts.

"No, we can't go over $100 million, that'd be too suspicious. Keep it in the 9os and we'll be fine."

Jesus, it took me so many years after seeing Bogus Journey to realize there was a movie called The Seventh Seal that it was making fun of. (Sorry, didn't know my Ingmar Bergman when I was twelve.)

"Your step-mom is cute. Remember when she was a Senior and we were Freshman? Remember when I asked her to the Prom?"

both movies are totally righteous

Lesser sequel? Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey is an amazing movie and it's way better than Excellent Adventure.

Hat-Themed wedding.

Once, when he was putting on a shirt, he told me that I needed to prepare myself because "I look really, really good in purple."

There's a lot of people being THAT PERSON here. Also, we don't know enough about their relationship to pass the kind of judgement you're passing. For example, he's "afraid" of their guinea pigs... yet they have guinea pigs. Don't you think that he's using a little bit of hyperbole here?

I thought the movie was excellent, like an Amelie for Mark Shrayber

I've always preferred these two:

What? What? Honoring thy mother and father ahead of not bearing false witness? That is horse shit, Greg.