I'm hesitant to say it because so often the symptoms of women and girls are dismissed as psychosomatic (any ladies out there who've been told "it's all in your head" will relate) but this does sound a lot like mass hysteria. Given the right conditions- how Gardasil was explained to them or rather not explained- it…

I think Michael Sam has a pretty good story and it has nothing to do with his being gay. It is amazing that he's alive, not on drugs, not in jail, or not homeless.

Well MLS didn't make such a big deal when a gay player first entered their league, he even got "cut" ...well... put on the practice squad and then made it back onto the starting roster. Basically, what I'm trying to say is soccer is better than football, not just a better sport but the people associated with it are…

Easy there. "Unfortunate" because people were rooting for him to make the team. No one said the Rams were obligated to keep him.

Probably unfortunate because people wanted him to play better, not that it was a bad decision by the Rams. Come on.

You're a moron.

Probably the only black man recently to say "Oh no, I have to leave St. Louis."

"There's no such record as goats on metal." I almost lost it there.

AND I AM LOVING EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF IT!

The first part of that video looked like a reenactment of me getting out of a sports bra without hooks.

The only way I could enjoy them more right now if they could cure a hangover.

Ack! Adorable!

Me too. I know it sounds ridiculous when people anthropomorphize animals, but doesn't this just look like joy to you?

I think I could watch elephants all day.

My wish for Britney for awhile now is that her management would let her retire to a nice house in Louisiana with her kids, out of the public eye. It seems like she must have enough money to be set for life at this point.

Or run a small dance studio on weekends. Couldn't you just see her being surrounded by a bunch of 8-year-olds in leotards? They would have ADORED her, and she them.

This.

YES. Oh my gosh, whenever I see her I think "Man, you would have been the best dance teacher at a small town dance studio." She seems like a perfectly nice person and just not suited to intense celebrity life.

Maybe they should try praying away the video.