I bet he asks “Did I do something wrong?” A LOT

“The cute, as a species, don’t age well.” - Dave Foley

Never works

Are you a big fan of Long Duk Dong or something? Are all the Hot Takes infringing on your enjoyment of Al Jolson? Is the climax of Revenge of the Nerds the hero getting the girl, or is it a rape scene presented as comedy? It’s not real, after all, so why should it matter?

One of my favorite things about pop culture…

If there were no abortion protestors, the only thing children would see are women and men walking into and out of a building.

when it’s socially acceptable for women to do fun stuff they’ll do fun stuff

Happy to go one step further – I think his appearance is a failed experiment in what he thinks an actual human being looks like. It’s like Republican primary voters figured Romney’s biggest problem was that he was too handsome, so this time they’d try the ugliest one. Cracks me up.

That Maynard specifically planned for this exact event, even getting a lawyer involved, kind of tells me all I need to know about her mother. I’ve got no doubts that she loved her mother and her mother loved her, but to have to prepare for “Mom, goddddd” from beyond the grave is pretty telling.

Oh man that’s GOOD.

I noticed also Delores was wearing her dress and don’t they normally strip them naked when they do interviews?

Also the way Ford spoke to Cullen about him, like “Be careful, he’s delicate.” I can’t recall the exact phrasing, but it made me think of how a docent would speak about a priceless vase on a wobbly pedestal.

One of the strengths of the show so far is that I feel every episode answers a couple of questions; there’s very little wheel-spinning.

I was so unsettled by Maeve finding her old drawings; that was one of the most disturbing moments on the show so far, just pure psychological horror.

(ETA: Bernard is TOTALLY a robot, right?)

Literally the opposite

So she’s a bigger coward and more intellectually dishonest than David Duke’s godson or Fred Phelps’ granddaughter.

Carol Burnett’s Sunset Boulevard-ish SVU episode (that ALSO guest stars Matthew Lillard!) is probably my favorite of the entire series.

Both candidates are historically unpopular. One is a monster with no discernible human feelings, who takes and gropes and whines and threatens and mocks and hates and spews and looms and sputters and fails and bankrupts and steals and looks at the United States and says, “Pretty nice country you got here, it’d be a…

Yes. The Daily Show is still hosted by Jon Stewart, but he’s a Republican.

Hi guys, just popped in from the timeline where Weiner and John Edwards are this year’s Democratic ticket, and want to let you know that things aren’t great there, either.

Have we even seen other women outside of Dolores, who exists to be raped, and the prostitutes, who also exist to be basically raped? (Really doubt any of the robot prostitutes were programmed to be sex-positive 19th century feminists looking for adventure.) Are there no robot schoolmarms or female robot outlaws?