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Shitting Charmin bears

I hate those fuckin bears

When I was a kid learning about World War II, I always tried to imagine what I would have done if I were a typical German, French, Polish, etc. citizen. Would I have tried to hide Jewish people, or smuggle them out of the country? Would I have worked for the resistance in whatever capacity I could? Would I just try to…

That America is being taken down by a combination of celebrity worship and petulant whiteness is a pretty good argument in favor of a god who loves ironic punishments.

Why does it have LIPS? Man, this should not be hard. Just get, like, a puppy, make it a little bigger, make it a fun color (purple with green spots!) and put a hat on it. Jesus.

I don’t like Jeb! and think he’s an idiot and disagree with just about everything he appears to believe in, but at least he, and W. for that matter, and their father, haven’t endorsed Trump. Unfeeling patrician snobbery and resentment can be a good thing, sometimes. Rarely, but sometimes.

I do appreciate that he took the time to combine wife & mother, in case there was any confusion about the pathologies that drive these people.

I like your style. If it makes you feel better, I eat food that’s fallen on the floor.

No, I just like to be alone.

I watched that Naomi video, the way she moves her body before she moves her head and neck is fascinating and wonderful and I’m sad she’s not American because I want to vote for her for something, anything.

Look at the QUEEN with her fancy showerhead

/bows

I shave my pits first so I remember to shave them; legs are such a hassle that by the time I’m done I’m DONE.

lol I LOVE waste I buy bottles of water and just pour them down the drain, you seem like a much better person than me with a lot more free time!

Nope, it feels great on my skin and bacteria is everywhere (IT’S IN YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW) and I use a fresh one daily, washcloths are great, washcloths for everyone

I’ll scrub behind my ears with a wet washcloth when I wash my face, but I never use soap back there.

Correct Way to Wash:

1. Hair, as needed. Mine is thin and prone to oiliness, so daily.
1a. Conditioner and other treatments, if necessary
2. Face, with a washcloth & face soap
2a. Face mask, if necessary
3. Pits, crotch, underboob, assorted cracks and folds, with soap and hand
3a. (any actively dirty spots, such as paint,…

Hope it was worth it!

Rail-thin
Oat-like complexion
Yokelish
Ghastly
Blanched
Ivory
“Virginal”

Risk is a feature of life. Things will break. Cars will crash.

Not a lawyer and don’t know how wrongful death suits work, but specifically naming the assets you want to seize sounds like a shakedown to my layman’s ears.

Just hope NYC doesn’t have any weather anytime soon.