I’d love to read Katy Perry’s thought bubbles while watching Lady G.

She’s got Divine’s hairline in some of the shots I’ve seen. What gives—is that 100% wig or Travolta glue-ons?

Her lawyer has been expecting the call for months now...

Clockwise: Rubio, Carson, Bush, Trump, Sanders, Clinton, Fiorina, Cruz

All lizards: Anna Wintour, Andre Leon Talley, Paloma Picasso, Candace Bushnell, Charlotte Olympia, Jamie Preto, Naomi Campbell, David Bailey, Isaac Mizrahi, Joan Burstein, Mary Beard, Colin McDowell, Penelope Tree, Prince of Lampedusa and Rupert Everett.