as long as it took to type that sentence

this with a Chanel chain?

yeah like i would have been making lip dubs about social justice while drunk driving and then i’d have died with an unsent instagram hashtagged #instapride

I hope she made her date hold it the whole fucking night

i would’ve liked to see the things tween Jia did “for the vine”

to be fair though like i am SO GLAD that twitter did not exist when i was in high school

Any other week I would think this is weird as hell. But god, I’m just thankful for a bit of normal news involving an actual black girl.

I used to know someone who drove an old hearse. When he was at festivals he slept in the back. He called it his vampire camper.

A hearse and a coffin would have been better, according to my Teenage Goth side.

I thought so too — weren’t they both named Prince Michael Jackson? Why can’t one go by Prince and one go by Michael? Why can’t they confab with all George Foreman’s kids on how to handle this issue?

Yes exactly. Small doses that leave you thinking, “why don’t we hang out more?”. But if you invite her to your birthday it’s a 50/50 risk of her stealing your thunder and having sex with the waiter on the table OR her surprising the entire party with a limo and all expenses paid trip to Vegas.

You guys, Miley gets me.

my hope is that he pronounces it bi-guy

Miley Cyrus says “Fucking is easy. You can find someone to fuck in five seconds. We want to find someone we can talk to. And be ourselves with. That’s fairly slim pickings.”

Damn, Miley. You continue to surprise me with being able to hit things on the nose. I know she gets a a lot of crap because of the tongue and the ridiculousness, but I feel like I could maybe be friends with her?

This entire article is just frightening!

Agreeeeeeeeeeeed. From her mom busting her to the interviews... at some point, wouldn’t you just be like “nope, don’t know her” or “no comment” and get on with your day?

Thank god this was a short update, I am still trying to catch up on all the other articles from today. I cannot absorb this information fast enough. (AND YET WE STILL DONT KNOW WTF IS ACTUALLY GOING ON)

If she is such a fan why does she mis-pronounce Doose’s?