mrsagentcooper
AudreyHorne
mrsagentcooper

Holly, is that you?

That will never stop being funny. Neither will Never Nude.

I thought they didn’t even make ‘ludes anymore.

I rolled my eyes at that, but I’m not going to assume that means he’s fine with date rape or Bill Cosby. Because not only has he written editorials about date rape and the need for consent, but an awful lot of women took Quaaludes precisely because they made them horny.

Right? Who exactly coined that phrase, Roman Polanski?

important =/= good

Holy. Holy. Um. I’m speechless. And that was very specific.

Vince Vaughn was pretty okay for a minute a while back, but John Mayer? Bleerrrhghghuughgh. I mean, the List Of Things I’d Rather Fuck Than John Mayer is long, my friend, and it includes “pile of rusty bottle caps” and “dildo made of frozen Spam and road salt.”

I wonder if Joe Jonas is also a professional analrapist.

in the ‘70s they used to call these pills ‘thigh openers.’”

As a cuban who lived in communist Cuba and has a political refugee father and grandparents who were political prisoners I find this highly offensive. This is just as offensive as having a hitler impersonator. Someone should drop her off in Havana and have her live off of the rations they give regular Cubans there and

Arrested Development

Classless.

First she brought up the fact that the citizens of Cuba suffered through a half-century of Castro’s regime and then she compared them to Stalin, Kim Jong Un, and Mobutu Sese Seko. So...

Sensual Stalin indeed! Vrrrrowr!

Things got really awkward near the end of the night when the CIA showed up and killed the Castro impersonator.

I’m Team Cat, but I gotta love teh dogz for their amazing loyalty and devotion..and this one for smarts and presence of mind. Figo is way at the top of the Dog Awesomeness Scale (TM). Oh, heck, maybe I should get a dog, too. (But I know I’m not responsible enough to look after one properly.)

I don’t even know why you would post this picture. It looks like my Sammy that died last year and I am all ugly crying like this