I dropped SO many hints about meeting this guy’s wife and he never took me up on it. I knew that if she found out how much time he spent with me she would be furious, and rightfully so. But he never picked up on it, or just never did it because he didn’t want to break the spell or whatever.

Crying for your sweet Flip. <3

I had something similar happen, but I was in high school and the teacher was in his thirties. At the time it felt like the most amazing thing in the world to be respected for who I as, exactly as I was, to be validated as an artist and as an adult. But now I am hit with waves of nausea, tightening in the chest, and…

Does the flap only open halfway down your butt? That is so bizarre!

What a title, right? Super curious about whether it was actually advice or just softcore porn.

It’s so bizarre, how could you not keep it? I totally would have.

Oh my god, I desperately hope that one of these exists out there somewhere.

Analog dick pics! OMG

On the money! Apparently I spent the whole procedure asking them to tell me about what they were doing because I find all things medical/dental absolutely fascinating. I have no memory of it whatsoever.

On the show, Jane has an IUI. Accidental IVF would really be something :P

Selena looks more like perpetual 9 to me. Her face is just SO exaggeratedly childish.

Can we just talk about how amazing Top of the Lake is in its treatment of rape? Like it’s emotionally brutal, horrible, agonizing to watch but doesn’t show anything beyond what it needs to.

I’m a bit of a wine snob, but I also love Kalimoxtos, which are half red wine, half Coke over ice. But I see it as a totally different beverage. A French 77, what you are describing, is far more highbrow and might still reasonably be considered classy :)

What makes it disgusting to me is that garlic + tomato + oregano are combined with grape jelly. It’s specific to the ingredients. So Frosty and fries is super tasty because there are no ingredients with any sort of intense flavor. Creamy, sweet, salty, oily, but not garlic, not tomato. But both concord grape AND pizza…

Ooh that’s good point. I was blessed with an abundance of hair, so I didn’t even realize that was a potential issue!

Yeah dry shampoo is a must!

If you have straight hair without a cowlick in the front, bangs are not high maintenance at all. They really only need trimming like once every six weeks, which is free if you go to the same person who does a full cut. I have a giant forehead and bangs are my savior. Also, they hide forehead acne. Also, if you have…

I have this whole thing timed out where I pee at the opposite end of the bathtub while the water warms up in the morning to fully optimize for saving water.

If it’s a counter, you would just sit on the edge with your pants down. If your urethral opening is over the sink, you are, dare I say it, golden.

I had an amazing dorm room one year of college. It was a single with a sink (a “sinkle,” as it were). I peed in my lovely sink several times throughout the year, sometimes when drunk, sometimes when not wanting down the hall to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I just made sure to wash it well the next morning.