I got married in a Catholic church. The priest told me that I needed to be modest. He did not say anything when he saw my sleeveless dress I am guessing because at least it wasn’t strapless...then I turn around at the end of the ceremony and my dress was actually backless!! hahaha I did it in part to spite the priest!

My husband and I are into wine, not super snobby but we do a wine vacation 2 times a year (e.g. We drive to Oregon or Walla Walla). There is a noticeable difference in quality and I hate when people insinuate that we are idiots and wasting our money. That being said, our typical wine de jour is something we picked up…

Ice cream of the future!

I think you should just say something straight out shitty, instead of something pseudo-nice.

I know, I totally held it together until Option B. Heartbreaking.

also how incredible of her to take this opportunity to educate people about grief and healing and empathy—like to be making the world a better place with her own grief... fuck.

I admittedly do not handle grief well—but this would have me running down the street weeping and pulling my own hair out and chewing on it. I…

First off: APPLAUSE. Loved this, Sarah.

I will remember to use “how are you today?” after reading this.

This is so so beautifully written and expressed. The option B part had me crying. Good for her for being so strong and for being so open. It can only help.

This is the longest “WAHHHHHHHHHH” I’ve ever read.

I’ve always felt that stand up comedians are some of the most insecure, self-centered, fucked up and desperate people. They’re only funny on stage. As soon as no one is clapping, the comedy curdles and reveals the essential grossness of their personalities. Stories that are funny under the lights spring from a dark…

I think Tina Fey’s advice to women in the workplace from Bossypants is telling. She basically advises us to do our work, ignore jerks/racists/sexist people, etc., and change the culture once we get into power. Her theory (and probably that of a lot of powerful women) is that women have more to gain from protecting and…

It could be that the actions attributed to Cosby are viewed more as criminal (drugging, raping), whereas the actions attributed to Louis CK are more viewed as gross.

Yeah, I have a very hard time believing that if Amy P. knew about this, she wouldn’t say something. She is a badass and does not give a fuck and she might also be secretly a unicorn I’m not positive though.

He ejaculates mango salsa.

As a chef I bet he at least eats pussy. As a raging psychopath it was probably also energetic.

Can you even imagine how horrific it would be to bone Bobby Flay? Just think about it.

That cheater banner is like what most every person whose ever been cheated on WANTS to do but so few have the budget. Well-played.

hahahha Stephanie March. Props. That is hilarious.