I recommend this. I have all black velvety hangers plus a handful of wooden Ikea ones for big coats, nice sweaters, etc. My closet looks baller. I like your color coding idea though.

He also molested his niece (felt her boobs after she underwent gender reassignment top surgery). I really hate that Huckabee's is one of my favorite movies. I also hate that I really like Silver Linings, too. I'm just all about that quirky shit.

that trans* as punchline though :(

Their eyeshadow is so good! When it comes to pencil eyeliner though, I spring for the Jordana.

10/10

Just want to give you props for saying "regimen" and not "regime."

I live in SF and my rent is $2500 for a 500sqft (tops, don't actually know) apartment. It is a studio with a dividing wall at the kitchen. Yayyy.

Oh, I'm just an American who's addicted to British TV and music. I did study a lot of Colonial and Revolutionary US History in college, however. What always interested me was the way that different regions had completely different kinds of settlers. New England, for example, tended to be Calvinist Separatists who came…

Awesome comment. Anglo US culture is another example of that kind of cultural continuity you're describing, but I think Anglo UK / Anglo US cultures have probably diverged way more than French / Quebecois cultures. What do you think?

Oh, totally. I was doing all this stuff behind my parents' backs, which was incredibly stupid on so many levels. I am very, very lucky that I wasn't victimized outright. To be honest, there was a nonsexual but inappropriate relationship with someone that has had lasting damage on me. I wasn't victimized, but I wasn't…

You might be surprised re: the personality thing. Any adult man who dates a teenage girl is, by definition, immature. However, an immature man is quite often, but not always, more mature than the vast majority of teenage boys. In my experience, the immaturity usually comes in the form of shyness and/or insecurity.…

My thoughts exactly! I was like, "oh, wow, she looks just like a child beauty pageant star."

I've been the teenage girl in this situation twice; once was totally effed up, the other was lovely. I agree that it is possible.

Ahh, I see. Don't think that's as much of a thing in NorCal even though our traffic is getting really bad these days too. We just talk about startups, rock climbing, and HBO shows.

Super, super off, but it must be more than that. There's some other joke we're not getting, right? Because you can't base 9 minutes of humor off an accent being horrible. The part where the driving directions gag is applied to space travel was the only thing that made me laugh at all. I was sad that it was Taylor…

I learned about this from my DJ, actually, and gave my bouquet to my mom.

Can someone explain what is funny about The Californians? This was painful.

Except me! But I also say "whom," and, believe me, I never say "nauseous" when I mean "nauseated."

I think another piece of rape fantasy for many women might be about the complete ceding of control to another person. The demands placed on women to look a certain way (waxed, shaved, manicured, perfect boobs, tiny labia) make it hard to be present or confident during sex for some people. In a rape role play, the only…

:( jesus. all the hugs to you forever <3