Hmm. I'm not as optimistic as others. For one thing, I think instant sexual chemistry AND great fit otherwise is totally possible. Beyond that, I worry about the sexual future of a couple where romantic chemistry is forced. Maybe if you're poly it would lessen the effect of it, but I think it's super important to just…

I'm a serial longterm monogamist. 3 years was my breaking point for two of my boyfriends. Husband and I knew instantly that it was for keeps and passed the 3 years together mark unscathed.

oh yeah, LipLix were the shit. Late nineties early aughts :)

EnticeMINT! Super good for breath freshness in a pinch. 7th grade memories.

Is 10-0-6 a regional thing? I have never seen it here in CA or even heard of it.

Bonne Bell was on a HUGE experimental kick during my prime lipgloss years. My first makeout tasted of EnticeMINT peppermint lipgloss. I also loooved FlipGloss, ones in those cool twisty pens that would click up gloss onto a brush, and, when I was younger, those awful metallic ones. Fond memories.

People think it's super ratchet until I get them to try it. But come on, they're two totally delicious things that aren't at all incompatible in flavor...how could it be bad? Do people have the same opinion of them in countries where they're more common?

This is like the more awkward form of the chocolate vulvas colleges sell during V-Week.

She said "Fuckabees."

Dude, Kalimoxtos are amazing and the only people who hate on them haven't had them.

Adorable! I take all the nonjudgmental maternal energy I can get.

I very deliberately only took one person with me: my extremely fashionable best friend. I actually LOVED dress shopping. However, I have a pretty easy body to fit and had a reasonably flexible budget, so I was set up for success.

Sadly for the sake of the story, it was purchased handmade paper :(

My best friend when I was a sophomore was a senior, and he was also in love with me. He was incredibly nice to me. Not only did we have great conversations and share many interests, he gave me rides, bought me Arrested Development DVDs (he was from a wealthy family), and always paid when we got Starbucks or Jamba…

Someone in my family recently left a $190 tip on a $560 check. He realized his mistake immediately after we left, but the ship has obviously sailed. Once you put that money in the black thingy and put it on the edge of the table, you're in it for keeps. No question, not even worth talking about. Hope the waiter got…

Isn't it just too dreamy?

I now feel extremely lucky that I never once encountered anything like this in my college years.

My dog's butthole is her signature accessory.

I shower 6x a week. I'm white. My hair looks truly disgusting if I go more than 24 hours without showering. Dry shampoo does help, but it doesn't help enough to stave things off more than 6 hours. I have about two heads' worth of fine, stick-straight hair, and any grease is immediately visible. Washing my hair less…

TRUE STORY: the first time I had sex with the man who is now my husband, he made some remark in the making out leading up to things that he "wore Magnums." I got up, half-naked, walked over to my drawer, took out a regular condom and put it over my arm to prove that normal condoms can indeed fit men with larger…