Actually spat my coffee out when I got there.

Wait, Biden??? You’re at the wrong party...

Yeah, that would be real nice but that’s not how it actually works on the floor. He can’t just ‘stand up’ for anything unless he’s got the votes to support it, and he is in no position to tell his fractured, crazypants party to ‘stop fighting.’ Literally all they want to do is fight, with Boehner and with the Dems.…

IDGAF about pumpkin spice lattes, which get a justifiable level of hate, IMHO, but you can pry my pumpkin beer and pumpkin pie and pumpkin muffins out of my cold, be-mittened hands.

You can come sit by me. We’ll drink a big box of wine and cry over out mostly-empty-determined-to-get-the-last-drop-of-good-foundation-outta-this-damned-thing bottles.
:(

Excellent graphic is excellent

Ugh, thank you for your sympathy. (Also, your username is The. Best.)
I signed up for Birchbox, which is helping stave off the real cravings, but only a lil bit. I always get SO excited when my box shows up and spend at least 25 minutes a soon as I get home from work trying all the products and stuff. Ugh. Can’t wait…

Oh yeah I’m really bad at that. I will pretty regularly find a tube of concealer I dropped in a drawer and forgot about.

YES

Ditto. #notsorryatall

Yeah I’ve never used one either. I think I have a thing about having it all at my fingertips without having to fuck around with a huge box at 6 am

I desperately need to upgrade my storage. I bought a little bathroom standing shelf bit now it’s just overflowing.

This is a rilly good question. I bought a brush i thought was for foundation, but it isn’t very good? I’ve tried a couple different brushes and sponges and stuff, bit no matter what when I get home after work, like everything has disappeared.

10/10 would read

Okay, yeah, I read this thinking I wouldn’t immediately want to play with all your make up but ... I think we have the same problem.

I may be building myself one of these. I only have two pups, but one, uhhh, takes up a lot of space. That’s a queen bed, for reference. And a bonus dog!

Wow, so much for Trump taking it easy this time around. He just swung at Pataki? Why? No one knows who he is??

CNN is pushing this selfie shit so hard, I don’t understand. Are they #trying to #attract the #millennials?

I just went ahead and bought a box of wine. I figure I;ll rig the wine sack to the shelves above my couch and just sip it with a bendy straw.
Tonight’s gonna be fun!