I will be here, I will be drunk and I will be screaming at my TV.

This guy Jules Verne, it took him 80 days? I think I could do it 40, tops.

I thought that new world was kind of a wussy to be honest.

Did we really need all that sound coupled with so much fury? Couldn’t we just have fury?

More like /WITHERING/ Heights, amirite guys?!?!?

Who even was that Gatsby guy anyway? I didn’t think he was that great...

I didn’t actually think the artist did a very good job of portraying the young man.

I found it was a really useful manual on how to kill, dress and cook a mockingbird.

See, I thought I’d heard about Tripadvisor doing the same thing? But I could be wrong.
I actually use UrbanSpoon a lot, but I live in a pretty rural part of the country and UrbanSpoon doesn’t have great coverage out here. When I’m visiting major cities though, I don’t use Yelp if I can help it. Or, I look at a couple…

Yeah we somehow managed without anesthesia for a long time, but I’m not going back to that.

No, I literally just read an article telling me that in this one instance Yelp is being shitty. And if you read my comment, I then went on to say man I really struggle with how shitty yelp is but where can I go for more information? Help me internet!
So thanks for your help brah! You’re really helping me find an…

Ugh, I struggle with my Yelp hate. On one hand, I’ve got friends and family that own restaurants (and other businesses on Yelp) that HATE it. On the other hand, I can’t find a more reliable recommendation service when I’m travelling or looking for a place to eat in an unfamiliar place.

So this is technically about my brother, but whatever.
My family used to be v Catholic and we’d go to church every Sunday. This is in Scotland, mind, so very austere, serious Catholicism was taking place.
Well, a little background, there’s this song that I guess is a football/rugby song “why are we waiting” and it’s…

I found out my husband loves Scrubs literally a week after we got married and I was like how could you not tell me that, fetch the divorce papers stat.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*inhales sharply*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But wait, your honor! Isn’t the Forbes tweet DEFINITELY shade? Black twitter wasn’t shady, but I think there was some unintentional shade happening at Forbes.

No further questions.

I laughed. Then I cringed. Well played.

The thing that weirded me out is that I had zero bleeding after the insertion. Well, aside from bleeding on the day of, but duh. I didn’t start bleeding until two weeks after, and I thought I’d gotten off scott free. No such luck :/

Thank you :))) The deployment is ... idk, it’s a weird thing. It’s both worse and better than you expect it to be. But I shouldn’t need to do it again, cause he is ready to gtfo after his contract is up lol.