This is my pig.

Ugh that Chris Pratt meme is all wrong. His reaction isn’t “Oh snap” in a sassy way. It is the delight of Andy thinking that Diane wants to speak to him.

Christie conditionally vetoed a similar bill in November 2015, saying he’d rather focus on making it easier for domestic violence victims to get guns of their own.

Dear Mr. Christie and all of the gun humping, and gun humper pandering fools that put the NRA talking points before the safety of real humans, from the bottom of my black little heart I issue you a hearty fuck you, most sincerely. I have never hidden the fact that the kids’ dad was a drunken, abusive moron that should…

I am very concerned about the wage gap which clearly exists between me and Jennifer Lawrence.

Date: April 19, 2016

Ok Maddie, you’ve got thousands of affluent readers (at least compared to the DRC citizens who are so low on Maslow’s Hierarchy, they’re digging into the dirt) Do you have any charities, you'd suggest that could help sort this out?

I didn’t think I cold love Obama anymore than I did. God, I was wrong. And for whatever troll comes in here talking about cloth diapers, cleaning those gets expensive too. Money for the Laundromat, getting to the Laundromat, etc. ..

Uh, on what planet does Hillary Clinton not care about or address equal pay? I know Bernie Sanders fan don’t like her, at all, but you can’t just make shit up about her record. She introduced the Paycheck Fairness Act and cosponsored the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act for christ’s sake.

Why is hill barefoot in the blue suit??? Amazing either way, but an extra level of DGAF.

Hillary Clinton has serious pant-suit mastery.

Victory gif!

That should be her winning the nomination dance, she is pretty damn close! YAAAS Hillary! Also, you just made me realize that Hillary is one of the few people in the world who can pretty much wear every color and make it look amazing. Is it a coincidence that she and Lupita are one of the few and I love them both? I…

I watched Galaxy Quest at like 3am last night cause i couldn’t go to sleep and was like wooooo. Then i woke up to this and was like ohhhhh.

GALAXY QUEST WAS AMAZING AND PERFECT AND HOW DARE YOU FORGET IT.

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.