I feel like it's perfect for Disney princes, because there is something about Disney movies that is totally endearing and yet completely off-putting on closer examination.

The greatest Jezebel article ever written, by a wide margin. What's with the goofballs who think cartoon cocks are anywhere close to being in the same ballpark as gore/rape gifs?

"America needs and is the example to the world for how democracy should be,"

Ummm, no. A big fat, no. Where did this idea of American exceptionalism come from? The world - and it's a very big world out there - is full of democracies, of which the USA is but one. And not exactly a shining example of one either. It's…

As much as this story makes me cringe, I am deeply saddened at how lonely that woman must have felt that she needed to keep her mother's corpse to keep her company. She must have missed her so much.

You had cocktopus right there!

I used to think that women who said they enjoyed anal sex were probably not lying, exactly, but it was like saying "I like hard candies". They're sweet and they'll do the trick but no one actively craves butterscotch lozenges.

This is one of the most interesting "intentionally not getting the joke" comments I've ever seen. Does anyone not know that USD->GBP is 1.5-ish?

Aw yes, nothing like people who look for any possible reason to bitch and moan about topics they are criminally uninformed on...

I'm a little ashamed to admit this, but I can't read. I don't even know the alphabet.

Haha. I just can't laugh enough at this comment & surely hope you're trolling. As a former adult film performer I'll reply to some of your asinine comments:

I don't want to live in a world where Toby and Josh don't exist.

He's clearly making a joke. The punchline is that in the real world they wouldn't get a bill passed that fast.

In fairness to Spacey the link provided quotes him as "joking" that "people have told him" that it's 99 percent accurate, not so much him saying so himself.

This poor fellow had Build-A-Bear dreams: he got his little accessories, but at what cost? AT WHAT COST?!

Augh!

Um... no thanks. I'm good.

Thank you so much!! It feels good to know that other people have been in my boat and have been successful getting away from that mindset.

I have a book I always recommend for dealing with unavoidable assholes - When I Say No, I Feel Guilty, by Manuel Smith. It's an oldie but a goodie - the techniques for dealing assertively with jerks really do work.