While my sister was the troll connoisseur in my family, clearly some of that sweet troll knowledge rubbed off (and stuck). I'm glad I wasn't the only one to remember; accept no substitutes!

According to Chateau Miraval's website, the rosé is a blend of Cinsault, Grenache, Syrah, and Rolle. Perhaps you could shed some more light beyond "definitely real"? :)

It totally looks like an off-brand or dollar store troll—a My Little Orc or some such.

I see London,
I see Dendur,
I see Madonna,
With nothing on under.

Holy shit. PEZ = single-serving candy, for single-serving friends. Coincidence?!?!!?

It's $23 a bottle. The reviewer suggested its packaging and "sex appeal" might justify the higher price, but for the same amount you could buy an ordinary (or even extraordinary) rosé and a goodly amount of PEZ, so I know which way I'm leaning.

Silver Linings Purrbook?

But do you still find time to laugh alone with salad? If not, I'm afraid we'll have to revoke your subscription to Lady Activities Monthly.

Cape Fur?

Back in my day, pineapple was a delicious spiky fruit, not a verb for stalking people in their bathing suits.

If they were rounded, he'd look even more like evil Radar O'Reilly.

If there was still COTD, this would win for sure. Brava!

I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant now. Damn.

Absolutely. When they say she's free to dispute the charge with her credit card company, they're banking on her not bothering to initiate that whole rigamarole (or that she'll be too humiliated to do so). The $70 stays in their till, she's left with nothing. Total scam.

I pity the fool who deigns to ask Tatyana, "do you even lift?"

My parents' kitchen chairs are upholstered in the beige version of that coat fabric. STOP LOOKING SO GOOD WHILST BEING CLAD IN UPHOLSTERY.

Thanks! It still gives me the giggles. I thought the guy (who was that guy? I'll never know) was going to spontaneously burst into flames of rage, but he just slunk off.

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Of all the sisters, she also had the most kickass pen name: Currer Bell. Thanks for playing, Ellis and Acton.

Co-fucking-signed.