Nozzles (of the douche variety) are still permitted.

I loved the curly-ended look on Kate Middleton when she first started making public appearances, but now it's kinda snoozy. Pass the yarn/shawls/kitties.

William Carlos Williams, is that you?

Jenny Packham's Debenhams collection is a polyester nightmare. I've got my fingers crossed for something better from Temperley, and £99 for a day dress does sound promising...

All that money ill-spent! Spent learning to ball!

"When you're a Verb you're a Verb all the way..."

Mind = blown. I think you're onto something here.

I second that emotion. The stock photo is not so much "James Bond" as it is "Gareth Keenan Investigates!"

Richard "But I Baleeted Those Tweets!" Grennell's hire makes perfect sense now.

I've had my eye on this kit from BeneFit, but hesitated because of the hefty price tag ($30). Lady, you just saved me $27. My eyebrows (which taper off into fine blonde hairs and therefore look like halfbrows) thank you very much!

Mittens - Palin 2012. Because why the hell not.

I am mortified that I noted that as well. I didn't think Toddlers & Tiaras was even on my radar. Like, at all.

I had to read a linked story in the linked story, but right now it sounds like trouble with a boiler in an outbuilding led to the blaze.

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I'll pick up one for you too, then; I don't want to be shellfish.

I would krill for that prawn cocktail dress.

Comic Sans is an abomination, but it still deserves better than this.

Mr. ASBO! I laughed and got tea up my nose.

A face-holding embrace you say? Ready my smelling salts.

Aw! Here, have another.