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Mrs. Gideon Regrets
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But I don't wanna write this paper! /whine

Oh, you. Always bringing the funny.

Haha, you've been hearted for a while, because you always have something awesome to say. Case in point: Cracked Out Yoda!

I would read the shit out of that. Write it, write it I say!

Cracked. Out. Yoda. I love you! I also award you one (1) internet.

Seventeen year old data? Sounds well-informed to me!

I'm not fluent in Courtney, but I think Gatorade wanted to use "Smells Like Teen Spirt" for a promotion as well.

Laughter helps drown out the sound of Abe spinning in his grave.

"The Best Time I Confused @Gothamist and @Gawker" by Courtney Love.

Freshly re-booted and raring to go, Romney-bot says to tell you your comment is doubleplusgood.

Leave me out of this, Poop-Juice.

Despite the crap stations, at least you have fantastic taste in music! Thanks again—seriously, this made my night.

Oh wow! I heard a snippet of this on the radio the other day, and I was pissed that I missed hearing the artist. I never thought I'd hear it again—so happy right now, thanks for posting!

If anyone deserves to shout from the rooftops, it's you! What an amazing, inspiring story. Best of luck on this wonderful new path.

Ah yes, I recognize these remarks from the Senator Grassley Book of Reasoned Discourse. He wields that classic rhetorical device "I know you are but what am I?" like Cicero himself. And the coup de grace, "u r a poopiehead"? Pure poetry.

Shaking with laughter here. I'm not sure if it's the "shrubbery" reference, or just the way he makes it sound so beautifully absurd. You're a gem for posting this.

I know, right? I like your version of the dreaded email; it's really not that hard.

You ain't never lied. I'll be in my bunk. #ohdonindeed

I hadn't considered that; my mind went straight to: "We don't want to send you a rejection notice, but here's a big ol' hint." Thanks for that boost!

You know, why not? The worst they can say is "you again?!" Thanks for the shot of confidence, SuperStella.