So long as he's making money hand over fist, he doesn't much care where it comes from.

Me too! The platform sneaks didn't do it for me, but the boots? Heavens, yes. Make it last forever, MargaritaMurphy, friendship never ends!

You know, there used to be a time in America when you could enact your hatred of women into law and nobody would say a peep. God. Why do you all hate freedom so much?

Is that a leather wingtip...with a foam platform? Amazing.

One look at those shoes and "Yo, I'll tell you what I want*, what I really really want" got stuck in my head. Oh the humanity!

Pale. Frosted. Pink. The trifecta of awful lipstick.

Yes, right down to the (playful?) throwing of chips.

Once seen, cannot be unseen!

I'd be hard-pressed not to nickname him Rufus T. Firefly after that impressive routine.

I've heard the phrase 'walking sack of shit' before, but I don't think I truly grasped it until just now. Captain Frothy, you are a walking sack of shit. Shame on you.

Aw, Daniel Cook! For the record, I would watch the shit out of "Voici M. Lagerfeld."

Blowing Santorum — isn't that when shit hits the fan?

Perfection. Or, as the would French say, "perfection."

A permission slip? Like it's a fucking fourth grade field trip? Hang on, then, I'll get my dad to sign it. Jesus Christ on a motorbike.

Those pearls aren't meant for clutching,

Just to be clear, is a 'rape issue' anything that's not 'rape rape'? I do hope my Asshole/English dictionary arrives soon...

Dibs on the band name "Ryan McDougle and the Pesky Twats".

Kim Kardashian's timing with the wig couldn't be worse; now that Lindsay Lohan's a ginger again, Kim looks like she's wearing one of Lindsay's blonde cast-offs.

You definitely have to avoid the long Arm & Hammer of the law.

Alas, you're assuming there's someone with sense anywhere in that chain of authority.