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“If you turn to shit-tweeting simply because some jackass at one shit company you had a job at bitched at you about something ridiculous, you’re an easily-triggered, safe space desperate snowflake.” - Jeff Foxworthy, probably

Seriously, though, you’re go to story to explain how you turned into a white supremacist is

Summary: Don’t fear bacteria.

The DNC treated Bernie with kid gloves and all evidence of “rigging” the process against him comes from e-mails that were sent after Bernie had already been mathematically eliminated from the race.

“BERNIE IS RON PAUL AND HILLARY IS MY GRANDMA AND I AM NORMAL”

I think your mistakes are that you assume that any of those things are brand new ideas or that they can be done without Republican support.

Not smart enough to run a functional publication either.

Jared Kushner, at best, is your average rich prep school guy who can speak about many things at a basic level for about 5 minutes.

Not smart enough to hide the fact that he used Russian active measures to hack social media and push fake news.

Also, somehow Jared Kushner looks like a breathing Madame Tussaud version of Jared Kushner.

He is literally just Donald Trump, again. He’s more like Trump than any of his kids are. A legacy doof who is passably good at staying out of his own way.

I don’t mind words simply said incorrectly like “asterisk” or “ask.” I mean, it sounds kinda dumb, but speech patterns are what they are. Where I get harshly judgemental is where people use words in fundamentally incorrect or contradictory manners. The problem I have with irregardless is that not only is it not a

“Mircale” bugs the shit out of me. When a pilot blows an engine but still lands his plane safely, everyone calls it a miracle. Bullshit. It was the skill of the pilot that kept everyone alive, not god. A group of highly skilled doctors and nurses saves a premature baby from certain death. A miracle? Fuck that.

People can use the word however they want. That’s fine.

The first amendment allows people to express those ideas without fear of repercussion from the government. That’s not the same as being told “hey, shut the fuck up.” Or being denied a platform by your peers, through which you would spread those hateful views. Or being fired from your job for emailing your coworkers

You do understand that there is no First Amendment violation in a private employer firing someone?

I always carry a briefcase in each hand everywhere I go, this way it’s always just a “hi my name is....”

As a woman, I Emmanuel Macron the fuck out of that handshake, and Donald Trump it a few times for good measure.

I wish I could build a handshake machine that would measure the strength of you grip. It would be installed in every highschool and you’d have to give 5 good handshakes in a row before you could graduate. No limp fish and no gorilla grips, you have to hit the sweet spot in between on each one.

The Artless (draft) Dodger?