“Micro-scandal” makes me feel like going to the nearest Whole Foods and slapping the first person I see.

K9's b4 P9's, amirite?!

Lena Dunham isn’t going to see all of your posts. You can let it go.

I mean, a dog can only listen to so many 3,000 word diatribes about how the dog is personally victimizing Lena Dunham before he turns into an asshole...

who the fuck goes after a no kill dog shelter?

Good-god man! I mean, WUT?!

PFTcommenter would be so proud...

Holy shit please have Lena Dunham clap back at Drew.

Hey, Adam Driver was in those photoshoots because he wanted to, not because she made him.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

These are the questions that the reader of this column is forced to ask. Who is the audience for this?

Amen. Also nailed with “Bernie Sanders was not a Democrat, and was essentially the “ally” who shows up three weeks before a protest march expecting a leadership position because he brought his Dad’s pick-up truck.” Yup!

Oh, gawd, yes. I will happily take my blood pressure drugs for life than give up nature’s perfect seasoning.

But I’m so lazy :( Can’t somebody do it for me?

All of us. We are all the bitch.

This just felt right.