Just realized most of the cops in my hometown were on the high school football team.

And this is how high school and college football programs churn out sociopaths.

While it never should have been published in the first place, kudos to the SB Nation editor for that apology (an actual apology in which responsibility is taken and failures admitted!) and for taking it down promptly. This may leave me in the grays, but Gawker hasn’t always been quite so prompt or apologetic when…

Holtzclaw is continually described as a man who actively worked to stay out of trouble—as if it’s a shock when previously law-abiding men decide to rape women.

Yay! I have a pit bull, but she doesn't smile much. When she does, it is that awesome smile that takes over her whole face. She is super affectionate, though, and despite her rough childhood, wants everyone to be her friend.

Cuddly pitties! Be still my heart. Can I get in on the cuddle pile? Will they let me rub their heads and make goofy noises?

Absolutely flawless.

Gosh what a cutie 😍😍😍 I love meeting Bash’s large doppelgängers. If we found a blue bowlegged Italian greyhound we’d have a full off-brand sighthound set.

I dunno, those two dogs look pretty perfect to me.

Your whippet matches my greyhound! This makes me inordinately excited.

Oh my god a dog with a man bunnnn

Loving all the equally hottest dogs in the comments here. This is my Mr. Rudy. He unfortunately is no longer a part of this world as of a couple weeks ago. :’(((

William Fontaine de la Tou Dauterive II is coming for your girl too. Just as soon as he’s done vaping and drinking craft beer.

This is Hondo. He’s best in show at being a terrorist who chews (this originally auto-corrected to Jews and I'm glad I checked it before I posted) on my couch, my mattress, and just about everything else if you don’t pay attention to him for all of 3 seconds.

Counterpoint:

I met him backstage at the event. Can confirm, is a very good doggy.

I’ve kind of hated dog shows since some snobby whippet lady met my dog in the park and told me, unprompted, that he was a beautiful dog but could never make it in the ring because his ears are malformed. Um, excuse me lady, your soul is malformed, all dogs are perfect in every way, especially Bash.

Incorrect, my GSP is Best in Show/has no time for your shit

they’re like fluffy, huggable, real love. i met one at last year’s show backstage <3 <3

my ex’s family had a shorthaired German pointer and I LOVED HER AND THE DAY SHE FINALLY LIKED ME BACK (she was a cautious rescue) he broke up with me