C’monnn, it would’ve been a totally self-serving, egocentric gesture. Perfection.

People who publicly proclaim abstinence are annoying. Wilson has been married and divorced.

Did you notice “LYE DOWN”? Sounds harsh on the skin.

It’s funny because I can’t think of one female genius who is known to be crazy. Marie Curie is probably one of the most intelligent human beings to ever exist and you never saw her intentionally trying to be crazy to prove she’s super smart.

In one of the more bizarre experiences of my high school career, we had a group of ‘born again virgins’ come and talk to us in health class when I was in 11th ish grade.

None of this sounds crazy. It sounds frustrating, stupid, exhausting, and boring, which is exactly what the show looked like, too.

I was about to say "yes", and then I got to "NO SEXY POSING", which I guess means no?

Loved! This! Thank you for sharing, Anonymous. Hope you spent your $100 on a decent massage. He shoulda given you the new album at least!

he is a SATAN!

They either need to fuck or shut the hell about not fucking. I’m fine with either choice.

I can’t stop laughing while reading that damn list

NO SMILE
NO WHISPER
NO SING
ONLY ZUUL

What’s the thing with these two? He was married before and she had a child out of wedlock, so it’s not that they want to preserve their virginity until after the wedding. Religious nuts!

Well done. I hope this comment gets the respect and notoriety it deserves.

Don’t pass on it when you’re this close, Russell; she might get plucked by a Patriot.

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There is absolutely no chemistry between these two....but I can’t put my finger on why.

“Woah, woah, woah — slow your damn roll. Leave those two kids alone. Frankly, this is hilarious and I’m enjoying it.”

I’m sorry, God himself would take one look at Ciara and bang her in a whole foods bathroom. That is not a thing.

he is gay.