At least McCarthy isn't there, so nobody is asking questions like "does being raped by Bill Cosby cause autism?"

Can everyone please stop posting such negative comments about this woman looking for her missing dog?!! She lost her beloved friend, doesn't know where he is or if he is okay, and people are rolling their eyes at her for doing everything in her power to find him? Wow, some of you are really, really awful people!

Ms. Mihalyfi is grieving, and she's obsessing, and if Havoc isn't to be returned, I wish her peace and acceptance. I feel like the $35,000 is not because the efforts are working (in fact, they clearly aren't), but because she is quite fixated on the loss, and feels like if she stops, she believes that it's okay to…

Man, there are some Mega Assholes on here. It's her money. It's not up to you to decide how it might be better spent. I really hope she finds her dog.

The Departed soundtrack isn't by Irish bands. Come on. The Dropkick Murphy's are a goddamn Boston band. Get your shit right.

Wat.

UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LET ME STEAL YOUR JOY

Funny, witty, talented, positive attitude, handsome, hard-working, quirky in his tastes, motivated, kind. What's not to love?

"I'm powerful and I'm awesome." Yes. Yes, you are.

I think the message behind "All About the Base" is that the only good body is Meghan Trainor's body.

A+ use of Ben Wyatt gif. Definitely needed that this morning, many thanks.

Granted, as a skinny woman, I probably don't get an opinion on this, but I really can't get behind the "All About That Bass" love. Ultimately, the message seems to be that multiple body types are fine…as long as they get a man's approval.

JUSTIN UNFOLLOWED SELENA ON INSTAGRAM?!?!?!?!

I'm definitely lol-ing at Lorde - so awesome. Also Meghan Trainor is some weaksauce. Her song is a mishmash of bad outdated ideas that I can't believe people think is empowering. I heard her follow-up on the radio at the drug store the other day: "Dear Future Husband" which might actually be worse.

I always thought Diplos were just for kids too dumb to not swallow actual Legos..

THIS.

Shade Court is the single greatest regular feature of Jez: the Next Generation.

Mr Rogers would be horribly disappointed! :-(

Amen to all of this!

So you didn't vote for the shitshow but voted for the main sewer line?