Your reference to the Dover Boys made my day. My dad used to buy random cartoon videos from discount bins when we were kids and my brother and I thought the Dover Boys were freaking hilarious. I thought we were the only weirdos who knew of it.

Ms. Measles Vector

Youre right, I should be nicer to people who date child molesters and allow them to be near their young children.

When NKOTB were big, there was a story going around at their merchandise company that they had to airbrush Donnie's dick in pictures because it was too prominent and not appropriate for young girls.

This is the GIF I was looking for but didn't even know existed. Schmidt is my spirit animal.

I'VE SAID THE WORD PENIS SO MANY TIMES.

He is also probably wondering why his mother hates him so much and will not vaccinate him.

Does his Donnie's penis also fit perfectly in her mouth? If so, Donnie, please for the sake of the rest of us, place it in there so we don't have to hear her talk anymore.

Jenny McCarthy's 12-year old son must be so embarrassed all the time.

I recently watched half of a Franklin and Bash episode (because I was busy eating ice cream and couldn't find the remote) that centered around a penis sculpture that fit perfectly in a vagina sculpture.

Jenny McCarthy, if you aren't also going to get up to frat-boy hijinks with those two adorably mischievious lawyers,…

I think she might be my favorite person on this Earth. Aside from NRBG of course.

As a scarily devoted Elvis fan, I believe the Kang would be heartbroken by this mess. Elvis loved everyone. Elvis was love. And self destruction. But love, too. And makeup and rhinestones! I was the only semi-straight on the last pilgrimage I led to the holy land (Graceland), and my group was by far not the only…

I love the pretense that there are no men or sexual politics in this story she's telling about the overprivileged whosis.

As I keep on saying, I'm a single mom with more job than I know what to do with. I am exhausted to the point of ill health and depression a lot of the time. But there's one thing I'm not, and that's…

Speaking of megalomaniacs, i.e. I know Powertrip Pinkham will dismiss this instantaneously, could someone explain why, in a story about discrimination, it's OK to continue to bash this site's favorite go-to hated minority, the Germans?

YES THANK YOU. I have been very disappointed by the way Amanda Bynes' coverage has gone down on Jez lately. Also, Mark is a treasure. TREASURE.

.__. oooooh crap *downloading the game NOW*

DID SHE APPROVE THIS FUCKING BEIGE MONSTROSITY SHE MADE ME WEAR TO MY OWN FUCKING BIRTHDAY PARTY WHERE SHE FUCKING HAND HUGGED ME? DID SHE? I AM ON THE A-LIST, YOU MONSTER! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT? YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN WILLOW PAPE! YOU ARE NOTHING, KIM! NOTHING!

I personally approve that TARDIS reference.

I hope Kim Kardashian personally approved this TARDIS reference

You want some female perspective, Hugo? Oh, nevermind. You'd much rather tell us in a patronizing way what we should and shouldn't like.