Common People, at five minutes and fifty seconds is more than a minute longer than the other two songs. That’s way too long to be smashing dick.

I’ve stopped watching seriously a few years ago. I’ll check scores and participate in the office pick-em pool, but I can’t support the league anymore. I’ve dropped my Sunday Ticket and Red Zone subscriptions, don’t go to games anymore and found - who friggin’ knew - that I prefer baseball leaps and bounds over…

“Working hard or hardly ....”

You haven’t seen my wife lotioning her legs before bed. I’ve usually already woken up by the time she’s done.

^This guy lampoons!

But... most kids have left hands....

After a night of heavy drinking, I stopped off at 7-11 for a red Gatorade, packet of multivitamins and an egg salad sandwich to fight off the next morning’s hangover.

So glad you mentioned Hunter Wood. I saw him pitch against the Mets on TV the other night.

Are you listening to Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Podcast? Mario’s appearances are laugh riots.

Bette Davis knew about “Miss Dunaway” for years.

Twitter is just talk radio for people who can’t stand waiting on hold.

What about those of us who lunch at 3p, return at 4p and nap at our desks until 5?

But it sure doesn’t make you look any better if you do.

ugh...

We used to bring entire 12" sub sandwiches and cans of Coke to Shea. This was back in the early 90s and aside from the woman whose shoulder I dropped a mayo-slick slice of raw onion on that one time, nobody gave a care. Christ, Wilpons, be happy I’m GOING to the game.

Is there a legit reason NOT to love Ichiro?

Gervais-y reminder: The same guy who co-created The Office co-wrote The Invention of Lying. Ugh.

If I’m expecting a slap across the face within the next few weeks, I’m probably not gonna start shaving now.

Duh. Kobe has the third-most field goals attempted in NBA history! Hence, third best!

Even Drudge - DRUDGE! - had the Coast Guard story as his top headline for a while last night.