But I thought we liked Pete Davidson around here?

“Fellas, bring your significant other for a great NFL experience” #girlfriendexperience

I wish. :(  I have quads like whoa, but my butt is as flat as any other 42-year-old dad.

I played the first level of GoW and hated it. Thought the cover mechanic was lame; I’m a come-out-blasting-button-mashing kind of player usually. But I revisited it, found that it grew on me and played it from beginning to end in two days. Dove headlong into GoW2 and did the same thing. Such a fun series.

I had an Intellivision and even owned a Mattel Aquarius. Along with BASIC programming interface, it came with four game cartridges: Tron Deadly Discs, Utopia (an early Sim-type game), Snafu (similar to Nokia’s Snake) and Astrosmash. Every kid in the neighborhood had an Atari or ColecoVision and I had this weird…

As someone who can vouch for the atrocity that’s a 7-11 egg salad sandwich, eaten at 2 in the morning, this chicken salad has me interested.

But that’s Gawker/Gizmodo’s entire USP.

The St. Louis Black and Blues.

No headrests OR no rear-view mirrors.

Oh, Christ.

...BLUE BOOK WHITE MAN LIES...

I was in the same boat. Totally NOT into school. Even dropped out in my senior year.

COUNTERPOINT: Golf naps are the best naps.

Muni died about a decade or so ago. (Wiki shows 2004!!!)

I loathe running. The pain in the lungs, sore knees, sore feet, blisters. I’d rather spend two or three hours lifting heavy things and putting them back down. But I absolutely love reading stories about long-distance runners and the sport of running. This is one of the best I’ve read here.

I did Crossfit for a few months because fuck me, right? Before they do the workout of the day (WOD *chuckle*), they include a warmup which is usually even worse than the WOD (e.g., run 600 m farmer carries and 50 burpees BEFORE you even begin). It’s like serving a turkey pot pie as an appetizer.

Yakety Sacks. :(

In New Zealand the circuit goes the other direction.

How about a box truck filled with buttery-wet corpses I had to transport from the state medical college of dentistry to the crematory? Your five-year-old styrofoam has nothing on cadaver juice.

...tons of Gawker/Deadspin/Deadspin adjacent people were on the S***y Media Men list...