How many times will Tom Ley masturbate during Inauguration Day knowing that he told the most powerful man in the world to go fuck himself?

With your permission, I’d like to use this as the epitaph on the Deadspin commenting tombstone.

I absolutely will fucking meltdown if the Packers lose despite the Eagles completing ZERO passes, and Agolor runs for two TDs and Crosby keeps kicking it 25 yards on kickoffs.

You had me until “Touchdown Nelson Agholor!”

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Or maybe some of us have been right in the middle of the throes of addiction, suffering, hitting rock fucking bottom and by the grace of whatever, ourselves, medication, a therapist, God, were able to crawl out of the fucking muck and we know what a fucking challenge it is. I’m an addict in recovery with a daughter…

Goddamn, this is both outstanding and tragic.

gleeking was HUGE in 90's JR HS, at least in Missouri

Congratulations on reaching this milestone post.

It’s the cyclist’s fault for lining up for an extra point.

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

Dan Wetzel of Yahoo wrote a few stories around Sochi that explicitly said the IOC shot down Chicago’s 2016 bid because the vast majority of venues and facilities were already built. Apparently their demands included a new five-star hotel.

Those are all outdoor unfortunately. I also know the one in Northbrook isn’t banked enough for the Olympics, not sure about the other two though.

The 30-inch Zyla

In his defense, Brady Hoke hasn’t been driving a forklift for that long.

Once, when I was 24, I was injured by a fork lift. I won’t recount what happened when Whitlock raised the spoon.

Honestly, it would be a miracle if Dumoulin won. I’m not taking anything away from him... the guy is an absolute beast in his domain... but, IMO, the mountains will take a toll on him. The mountains are a watts/kg game whereas a flat TT is just an all out watts game.

Your descriptions of Cancellara are both correct and hilarious. He’s not human, his power levels don’t make any sense to mortals.