As a copy editor’s son, I appreciate your correcting a writer on the Internet for misspelling someone’s name.

Look at the bright side. If he’s convicted of a third degree felony, the team’s graduation rate will increase by 600%.

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

To put this in perspective for those who don’t follow cycling all that closely, Leon Toupalik is one of the very best in the post-doping era, and widely respected by his peers. They won’t take any joy in his pain, knowing his mistake lett them win.

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Considering their bread is made from the material found in wrestling mats, the brand synergy seems appropriate.

How can a moment that wasn’t any of ours’ favorite sports moment of the year be a glaring omission from a list of our favorite sports moments of the year?

Actually....yes, as someone who knows a little about this that is EXACTLY what happened.

I live in here in Madison and there is a little rumor going around that he may have had an affair and knocked someone up, and his wife kicked him out. Now this is purely rumor and I have absolutely no idea if it’s true. I hope it isn’t to be honest, which is part of the reason why I’m nervous it actually is true.

Okay, but I think it's a lousy nickname.

he’s done it while playing a style of basketball that’s more than a little reminiscent of college-era Lamar Odom

Don’t worry about Falk. He’s shown he can bounce back.

Cyclocross riders are the craziest and most fun people to hang out with! If there’s an event in your area and you enjoy laughter and beer (oh so much beer), it’s well worth your time. USA Cycling has a list of events.

Sometimes it really is a slippery slope.

This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all.

Jim Abbot: [light bulb appears above head]

I’M OFFENDED BECAUSE YOU INSULTED A MACHINE I LIKE. TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY COPIER.

Bud Abbott: What’s CC drinking?