Probably would have been a fun thing for people to discover on their own and easily assumed with FC4, but hey, gotta get them clicks!!!

Man... you need white people more than the racists do. Your whole identity is just |not white|. Do you have any identity outside of how you /don’t/ define yourself? Who would you even be if things changed? If you were in power, it’s obvious you’d be the side of hate. It’s so, so obvious that it /hurts/ to read your…

Poor butthurt nigger.

These aren’t tips so much as fundamentals.

Dear Uncle Tom,

I’m just proud of ya’ll for never getting the controller picture right, even in the end. Bless.

Holy crap

* made good points

If we could just kill all the idiot racist Caucasians who do this kind of thing and all the idiot racist black people that want to blame it on all Caucasians as a general excuse, we’d be in a better place. Yes, you are the other half of the problem, even if you don’t see it, but please, use your privilege to whine…

putting me in the grays won’t make me go away. love you bb :*

Yes, all women are different yadda yadda don’t you sound woke. But you can still be involved. There are things you can still do after you get off, unless her idea of getting off is you not being a part of it while she masturbates. No, this man is sad and grossly underperforming and needs to be ashamed of himself for…

Hey idiot, you were given solid advice, listen to and don’t dismiss it and maybe someday you won’t need to be shit Kotaku clickbait. ffs...

Merry Christmas Gachy-baby. Can’t wait to see what kind of exciting things I can let you know about early in 2018! ;)

To be fair, I am a Kotaku commenter so you’re pretty right. Also, reply is based on reply. You seem decent enough, at least, going for the humorous angle even I can appreciate.

You get it all out, buddy? Feeling better? You wrote more about this than I did, man. lol. Got you.

To be fair, I did sass him about the Monopoly article well enough that he changed the title (and then got bopped myself when I was dumb enough to say what had bothered me), so I guess it’s fair enough since I used his article’s comments platform and he could use his bigger Kotaku platform. I never did get an answer…

Hey it’s me, the guy upset about the lyrics in the case. Glad I could help inspire you to write a better post. You still never explained what the benefit of a Kotaku article on the inside of a case right before I’d see it anyway even had to my enjoyment of it other than taking a small pleasure away, but I’ve gotten…

At least.

Technically it’s inside the case, but I see your point as I saw everyone’s and agreed that in the future I wouldn’t bring it up even if it bothered me personally. What more do you add to this conversation, if you feel everyone already told me such?

How do you feel my summary of events was delusional, and why should I care 4 days in the future? I honestly would have forgotten about this thread were it not for my notifications.

Yeah, I certainly understand now that I’m in my own minority of opinion. I still believe it was a silly thing to even show 3 days before the game came out, but I won’t say anything else going forward. Good comment.