I was upset because I saw something I didn’t need to see just a few days before the game came out. When this article had a shittier headline and I noticed the same author I commented on it. I have now discovered apparently nobody cares about seeing things like that but me. Is there anything else you need help…

“I’d never be bothered by something so stupid” say people bothered by something as stupid as my comment.

Probably, Mr. One Nut.

I don’t know that I necessarily feel the need to take advice from someone calling me a nitwit, but I respect your grammar and punctuation on the internet. And since I myself was butthurt, if my comment made someone else butthurt, I can’t really judge. I appreciate these comments more than “get fucked”, anyway.

I’m sorry if you had that happen to you. What happened to me is much more of a microspoiler than any kind of actual game spoiler. Really it just spoiled a little joy I could have had myself, and since there’s no reason to care about my joy there’s no reason to care about it - but actually having a game moment spoiled…

How would you like me to do so? I’m not even mad ‘cause you used a great word like stultifying; I just lost a bit of joy from seeing something I wish I hadn’t seen before I opened the game myself. Doesn’t change the poor nature of this article.

Say what you will (except maybe get fucked that’s kinda rude), there’s also no reason to show off something cute inside (not box art) a game case that people will buy and discover on their own in a few days time. It wasn’t going to change anyone’s minds on their purchase, it would have just been a neat thing people…

You spoiled the lyrics being inside the Odyssey case. And didn’t put the pic after the break! I understand it’s minor and Odyssey’s hype is past but it was just a few days before the game came out, why not let people discover that on their own? Why put it as the picture and the title of the article? “Odyssey’s case…

this is a good take

In case anyone liked this because you think there’s no fix, rebooting is the fix, listed in the article.

Edit: I’m glad some people beat me to this, but it proves the point of how necessary the title is to be accurate because there are people who clearly just read the title only.

You’d think the title would feature that the article lists a fix, rather than just being exploitative, but this is the guy who will spoil games for clicks so what should I really expect.

No, I don’t like extreme examples of either. How about “There’s a neat surprise in the Mario Odyssey Case” and then the pic after the break? Put me in Kotaku, I’m ready.

Why the hell did I need to know this? I would have seen it when I bought it. Thanks for ruining a tiny little piece of joy I could have found on my own for a damn click. If you wanted non-Switch gamers to know, could have posted it afterwards. God damn.

Because it looks like Switch isn’t getting Creation Club support, which I mean, makes sense when you consider its limited default storage space... and it’s not something I even want. But this mode sounds cool, I just wish it were in an update and not something you had to download/potentially pay for separately.

It’s a neat new mode and the kind of thing I’d enjoy doing if I were to, say, pick up Skyrim on Switch. But too bad it’s behind that Creation Club BS which Switch will, thankfully, avoid but, unfortunately, lose out on the one or two neat things like this. Oh well.

Been happy over and over again at the deal that is the $12 Humble Monthly. Superhot was in one of the last ones.

Been happy over and over again at the deal that is the $12 Humble Monthly. Superhot was in one of the last ones.

The 360 games, as always, are free to keep beyond your Gold subscription, it’s only the Xbox One games that require the active Gold account.

And Steam takes 30%, fwiw.

I recommend Shut Up to block comments, since it can also block them on blogs like this or news posts or anywhere, really.

I got blocked by Aksys Danny for asking why I had to contact Amazon to get this order fixed when I didn’t do anything wrong. Still haven’t got my watch, or my game. I bugged them enough that they sent me a Vita code to shut me up... but weeks later, only after I’d already bought it on Steam. They’re a joke. They…