mrpukeahontas
mrpukeahontas
mrpukeahontas

People change. Frankly, if your political ideals haven’t evolved in the past half a century, then you’re probably not smart enough to be President anyway.

And who ever heard of anyone who didn’t believe the same things they believed when they were kids, am I right? Now can someone please check in the closet and under the bed for monsters so I can take my nap?

And by the time she was in college she wrote her thesis in praise of Saul Alinsky.

doesnt matter!!!!!! she was a 17 year old republican! that can never be forgotten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

According to Bill speech, Hillary’s father was a staunch conservative.

Hillary was a staunch Democrat by her sophomore year of college, organizing civil rights and anti-war protests.

And Reagan was an FDR Democrat.

When Meryl appeared on stage for her little bit, CNN’s Jake Tapper remarked about her patriotic dress while stifling his laughter. So yeah, I can kind of get why they nixed the video. But what was in its place, that Presidential montage followed by Hillary’s video feed - that was pretty freaking awesome. For me, it

Aww I would’ve been bawling if they showed this. Unfortunately, I understand why they did not.

The guy who lobbied for the Ukrainian dictator?

Manafort’s got the Russian Bear even further up his ass than Trump does.

If Hillary called for Russia to hack American servers conservatives would suffer from a collective rage-stroke rapture. But let Donald say it, and I’m sure loyal Fox viewers are just nodding, cleaning their guns, and masturbating while fantasizing about the first impeachment of a presidential candidate.

When an NBC reporter asked if Trump thought it was really a good idea to encourage Russia to hack Clinton, he told her to “be quiet.”

Women are dangerous. I heard they bleed out devil blood every night and also during the full moon. Always safer to go with a manly male who is also of the Caucasian gender.

It's sad that you had to add the disclaimer, and yet I know people who believe this very sincerely.

I feel like we are all under the influence of a massive gas leak.

I’m finding myself fighting the urge to slap people upside the head any time I hear someone say that with a straight face.

Remember when some people thought that Manafort would be able to make Trump present as moderately less insane? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He’s not that dangerous and I honestly just don’t really like Hillary. She didn’t really make me feel anything last night, so ya know, whatever.

Hi - why do you think you were underwhelmed? Genuinely asking.