Never be a self-indulgent wiener when you can be a connoisseur.

Solo Corollary: a fancy paint job doesn’t mean anything when your getting boarded.

The “Thoughts and Prayer” IPA will actually be non-alcoholic.

I think this is one of those times where it is okay to be offended, but maybe keep a check on the level of outrage. Otherwise you can start a chain reaction and eventually the whole thing explodes over social media, and you could be left dealing with the fallout for years. 

I’ma take the advice that has been passed down from my mother, grandmother, aunts and mother-in-law;

I believe that Hotblack Desiato may be looking for a new ride, as his old one was stolen at the Restaurant at the End of the universe.

Because EVs make the most sense in urban environments where people rarely have a personal garage.

There are 16 Charge Point stations within a mile of my house.

Wow. That’s kind of a stretch with that blanket mis-assessment.

Did Tesla comment yet on how this is unfair and Porsche just trying to sink Tesla stock prices? 

Most of the Buicks sold in China are built there. This is a bigger deal for the luxury SUVs that are built in the US south by German automakers.

5th Gear: In the ruins of the future, when we are scavenging for parts and fuel, the elders will tell stories of how great the cars of our day were. A Camry TRD will be an heirloom, passed down from generation to generation, because it affords reliability, comfort, and the ability to escape from the nomadic raiders th…

How about you list some of these “better” options so you can prove your point yourself ?

Honestly when I got my MGB I was looking into alfas as well, as a second vehicle that you use for cruising you could do a lot worse. They have a cheap entry price, parts aren’t outrageous and you can backdate them to the earlier specs pretty easy.  If you like to tinker this would be a decent car to fuss with

As the proud owner of a 2019 Camry SE in Supersonic Red, I feel the need tell you to go and fuck yourself for blindly tarring every Camry owner in history with the same brush.

I assume they’re referring to the refrigerant, which is a fluid (and, during certain points in the loop, a liquid!).

It’s a minivan, dude. Not a manual roadster.

Not everyone wants to study computer science, my friend.

That’s a solution that can only work in Germany.

It’s 2019, it’s not a 3 piece and a cigar anymore, it’s skinny jeans, a man bun, and juule in your mouth.