Skip both, get drunk at home!

I thought that too, but remember: he said it in Spanish.

...but they are far behind in the thousands of parts that make up the rest of a car, and of course the actual building of the vehicles.

your point is not lost, but Trump has never once had a genuine interest in the well-being of anyone not named Trump.

No, dealerships do need to be divorced from Manufacturers, but they serve a valuable purpose - Service.

That looks like it belongs in an 80s movie depicting the 2000s. 

Re wool sweaters - do what Brighter suggests, but you can pop them in after they’re 95% dried flat to remove wrinkles and fluff them.

No EVs, but I’ve now bought 5 second gen Ford Escape Hybrids with “dead” high voltage batteries. It usually takes me less than an hour to get them running again.

I can tell you from personal experience that is not a code-brown situation. When the gods look down and decide your bike needs to become utterly unstable for their entertainment, your sphincter tightens up, your colon shuts down, and the epic constipation that results is like trying to move a bowling ball through a…

If you want to do the deal a bit earlier in the day just stop by the liquor store about 7:30 a.m.

I want to see his x-rays, confirming his lack of racist bones. C’mon, Dem’s! Lets get at something that matters!

I don’t think anyone is questioning whether he should be in trouble.

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

As Salty points out, there are lots of teens that look like adults and lots of adults that look like teens, our own assumptions about age are not infallible.

This really does need to be underlined, circled, italicized, and bolded:

To find out, you will just have to order kegs from small local brewers until a guy shows up in an Astro with your keg.

Sir, it comes in Zeus Bronze Metallic, which is fancy brown:

I say this as your friend. Nobody likes Penis Truthers. Let us dream.

I feel bad for the whores at the visitor station.  Do you staff up or leave staffing as-is for invasion day?  

Autonomous Sex Closet is the name of my R.E.O. Speedwagon tribute band.