So what’s the outlook for cars- er, trucks and crossovers in 2019?

So much this. The same site *cough Jalopnik cough* that pines for the Fords of yesteryear, blasts “cheap” interiors, and thin “feeling” sheetmetal. We are our own worst enemies.

Notice the other person in Gabby’s truck?

Chances are if one person wearing camo is willing to yield a knife at a Domino’s, there is a loaded gun (and lighter) in the glove box.

To this day, Mike Pence is kept up at night with thoughts of Russia Bears penetrating America’s vulnerable back door.

‘There’s no way the woman in that video is 39 unless they are counting in possum years.’

Because he couldn’t leave (they were on injury time, and you can’t leave during that, I believe), and the ref was there overseeing the haircut to make sure it was done to the ‘correct length’, as in he was going to watch that hair get cut regardless.

That’s been a big measure of assembly quality for as long as there’s been an auto industry. It was a huge priority of Bob Lutz throughout his tenure as GM vice chairman, he would bring in competing cars he thought were more consistent and make their body engineering guys walk around them and take measurements.

Bottom line: We have too many bowls.

Best gold is in the comments.

$60 a month? Which AAA are you looking at? It’s usually $50-55 a year for regular or about $90 a year for premium, which has that free towing of up to 150 miles.

$60/month!? It’s $50/year.

All they have to do is setup a press conference where no one can get up on to the stage unintended.

Eh, for what it’s worth, the article got picked up by the Google news algorithm not long after publication, which meant it was getting dumped directly into the feed of every Google user who has an alert setup for “Elon Musk.” For one thing, that’s a lot of people, only a very tiny fraction of whom are regular Deadspin…

If it were an actual test platform, they wouldn’t have drastically changed the design without telling anyone. This is a way for him to show off his $10 million dollar tunnel so that he can attempt to get money from various municipalities to institute this travesty.

Having grown up in the 60s, a 2003 is well into the “Eh, good enough” safety range, even for a kid. (Who in any case was born in 1999, when I was driving an 89 MB 420 SEL).

That's true of any organization - without good governance, they turn into a shit show. Home owner's associations, unions, governments, what have you. We've gotten pretty good at demanding and enforcing good governance from organizations that impact the well being of lots of people - this sort of scandal is a result of…

After careful review, we have determined that our office neglected to send you your basic Florida-ing kit. Expect a package with bath salts, questionable synthetic MJ, borax-extended meth, and a surprise gift in the mail.

Am I doing everything about living in Florida wrong? I haven’t stolen a sandwich, burned down a house with an electric grill (naked or otherwise), lied about my identity for free food or poured hot-sauce in anyone’s eyes.

84? That's a 307 Oldsmobile motor. Even if it doesn't run you can make it run. Those are tough little engines.