Minnesota native, can confirm.

So it’s like every midwestern town with a population under 2000.

Oh no. I understand that women are driving the raise of crossovers. My sister is one of them. Last time we went car shopping, she almost decked me when I suggested a Mazda 5.

It’s a manivan, for men who’s masculinity is just too fragile to be seen in a minivan.

I call the mid-70's to early 80's GM’s “Missed it by that much.” era.

While I largely agree with your sentiment and have personably been failed by the US education system, I just worry trade programs will become a dumping ground for every “underperformer”.

I would disagree. I’d say a lot of Americans are willing to work in the skilled trades.

Here’s hoping XKCD has it right.

How do you blame the bank for “giving” people what they asked for?

Its really simple. In WI, MI, and PA the dems in urban centers didn’t turn out to vote for Hillary for “reasons”*.

it shifts a bit clunky in eco mode

I think the “Russian Hacking Conspiracy” they’re talking about is the one where Russia hacked the voting terminals in swing sates and tipped the election to Trump.

My sister had a shuttle bus take everyone from the hotel to the other venues.

Spring kits are cheep enough to just order 2-3 and say “fuck it” when one goes missing.

I’m not the only one!!

I wouldn’t say his face is punchable.

I believe there are still slots open on the 24 Hours of Lemons Rally(s).

Something along the lines of, “Those poor dears, being forced to drive that tiny car.”

You have to understand a few things about the luxury truck market:

pump out Idiocracy levels of spawn, only to make it to 8th grade dumber than Mommy.