Because Professor oak fucks

holy fuck jack is the worst

What do you mean “sides”?

After watching the first season, I can only assume that the target demographic is clueless virgins who have given up hope of ever glimpsing a live boob

If you didn’t play Halo in 2001 I can only assume you weren’t born yet.

holy shit i can’t believe there are still humans who watch SNL

Just... don’t worry about what I touch.

Rainforest Cafe is cool, shut the fuck up.

This didn’t affect my character, so why can’t I play?

SNL would be better if they fired the entire cast and replaced them with only adam driver

lol no you should not

*dramatic ugh*

we love you dad

Chinese garbage

Chinese garbage

Why does anyone still attend this lucid nightmare?

Are you part of the same group of paranoid honkeys who believe “the MSM is a lying enemy of the people”?

Good luck, America.

Their is a certain artfulness in being aggressively dedicated to that horrifical set up

Seriously, I’ll take a 13" with 90% of the performance for 1/3 the price.

“Reviewed at $3,800" haha smash my dick in a screen door