It was too damn hot Saturday and Sunday where I am. It's fine today, though.

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bowel issues

Republican Senators working under cover of darkness to take away health insurance from 20+ million people?

Monday night, I celebrated putting my patio dining table together by sitting out on the front porch with a Sierra Nevada Hoptimum. I liked it but didn't love it. I wonder if I'm starting to shift away from hop bomb beers a little bit.

Finally bought patio furniture for the house last weekend (I bought the house last September). A pair of rocking chairs and something akin to a bistro table for the front porch, and a dining set (table, 2 swivel chairs, 4 regular chairs) for the rear patio. My parents have a pickup truck, so they came up and went…

I really liked that book. I seem to have misplaced it, unfortunately (probably loaned it to someone & then forgot that I did).

Oh, you know we all like to Needle you.

Yes, great news everyone! Sen McCain is concerned about the process. I'm sure that means this time he'll vote his conscience!

I'd also like to announce that I'm retiring from acting.

You can include me on that list, actually. The (relatively) poor scores are definitely what typically sets the US Open apart from the other majors. But I figured it was the lack of star power at the top of the leaderboard that led to low viewership. Mickelson pulling out of the event entirely didn't help either.

He annoys the crap out of me, though I have to admit he had a couple funny cameos in Brockmyre.

All the stars struggled, and the end of the final round wasn't all that competitive, so I'm not surprised.

Sadly, canceraids is all too real.

They promoted Kirk to Commodore?

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Mashing

Good for you, Newtown. Nobody should be giving this fucking douchenozzle any airtime whatsoever.

DON'T YOU HATE PANTS?!!!

Yeah, I had to put up with people bitching at me the other night about "Cadillac welfare queens" and how we need to get rid of welfare because of them.

It'll be great. And the lobbyists will pay for it!