Aww, Brain Dead was fun. Remember the good old days when that represented a more insane version of national politics than what we have now?

"What do you mean, I can't file the US for bankruptcy and shaft my creditors?" - Trump, probably.

So what’s a man to do with “several” Super Soakers if he’s not allowed to use them

Hey, lyona said "one of," which doesn't rule out Eva Green.

Just give me a white pizza with pepperoni and black olives and I'm happy.

The AV Club

My DVR is quickly filling up faster than I can watch it (first world problems). I'm adding Legion to the queue anyway.
After my concert last night, I watched the Syracuse basketball game. Buzzer beater victory, woohoo!

Are we supposed to have goals? Shit, I knew I was doing something wrong.

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Whew, we really dodged a bullet there

Too bad she couldn't do that last year when Garland's nomination came up.

Depends on what you plan to do with the spatula.

I don't see how anyone could shoot holes in that argument.

I always enjoy stories about people rediscovering their love of playing music.

Not featured, but I played drums backing up singers a couple times at HS variety shows.

I liked Lie to Me, but if you're saying that canceling it helped get Fringe 2 more seasons, then I'm in favor of what transpired.

I'm sure it will be a smashing success and the biggest, most attended correspondents' dinner ever, according to Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway.

On Sunday they have millions of fans.

Turns out he's just a figment of Rami Malek's imagination.

I hear right-wingers are all in favor of mandatory drug testing anyone who receives government handouts. Let's start with Trump's salary!