I have to say shame on Jeopardy for making a category that forces people to mispronounce answers and penalizes them if they pronounce them correctly. That's fucking garbage.

It' tough to distinguish theme songs that are my favorite regardless of what I think of the show vs. theme songs that I love because they remind me or put me in the mindset of the show. With that in mind, here are a few I thought of:

I haven't seen any of the re-animated DW episodes yet from the past month+. They're all sitting on my DVR. How are they?

I'm working on Cryptonomicon right now. I'm about 2/3 of the way through, but it's slow going because I'm busy much of the time and watch a lot of TV shows (a bad combination for finding time to read). So far I haven't liked it as much as Snow Crash or Anathem.

I love how they didn't open the comment threads on those bacon articles. The only reason I clicked on the first one was to see what people were commenting on it.

$6 for a 6-pack? Holy crap! It's like $15 here.

Cigarettes and bowling? Not in NYS.
(hallelujah, I hate cigarette smoke)

Ah, a variation on my favorite: A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch."

I have bowling later today. That counts as exercise, right?

My friend and her daughter are coming to visit between Xmas & New Years. I've hardly had anyone over to the house since I bought it in September, let alone had anyone stay. So this will be fun.

I bought a bottle of 15 year Glenfiddich single malt to give to my friend at his party this past weekend. He helped me move my furniture out of my apartment when I moved, but he had to leave right away so I couldn't pay him back that day. He shared a glass with me at the party. Holy cow is that smooth.

I wonder if he hates sand.

They have been waiting faithfully.

Oy vey

The Temple Of The Jedi Order has about 177,000 practitioners in Britain

I'm sure it's not the first movie I hated seeing, but I distinctly recall going to a free screening (before the movie came out) of John Carpenter's Vampires in college and still feeling like I got ripped off.

Yeah, Legacy was fun. We had 8 people at work (2 groups of 4) buy and play 2 copies of it. My group finished it over about a 4-6 month span of playing every couple weeks.

Well of course the harm hasn't *actually* happened yet, he hasn't taken office yet.
Progressives lost because rubes fell for a conman who blew smoke up their asses about factory jobs returning to the rust belt and Mexicans being the reason for their misfortune.

Their "charity" is a money laundering scheme

And here I thought it was just about order of evaluation.