I appreciate the fuck out of this play-by-play!

See, that’s how I used to justify it to myself back in 2008 when I played Halo online at my college dorm, calling everyone online a faggot, and thinking to myself I don’t really MEAN it like that, but still... c’mon. People have fucking died being called that word. I grew up and don’t fucking use that as an insult…

McCain looks like an upset thumb. 

WOW, seriously fuck him forever. 

So the only thing I’m seeing is that his dogs were found in the streets once? Is there more? 

If others’ views involve less human rights and less inclusion because of their sexual orientation, then their views should be thrown out like the trash they are. 

Good. They made their beds and now they’ll sleep in them. 

Eat the rich! 

Still not worth it. 

Still not worth it. 

Seeing a lot of complaints in the reviews that these are counterfeit. 

Seeing a lot of complaints in the reviews that these are counterfeit. 

Annnnd here come all the comments about “the last jedi sucks!” 

Annnnd here come all the comments about “the last jedi sucks!” 

Oh god you’re serious... Let me laugh even harder! 

HAH! That’s a good one. Thank you. 

“A man was involed” Yeah...in the fun part of repruduction. Tell you what, dude, the day that men are able to carry a fetus for nine months and push it out at a hospital is the day that abortions are available at the local Home Depot.

What happened with that guy? I kinda stopped following him after MGSV came out lol

Imagine having so much plastic surgery on your face that you’re stuck in a permanent squinting expression. 

If the inevitable PS5 can play my entire PS4 library, I’ll buy the fucker on launch. C’mon Sony, this is why I loved my PS2 and fat PS3!

Probably because he gave the Mueller team something good in exchange for a reduced sentence. 

For some reason I heard that in Johnny Ive’s voice as if he’s describing a new product lmao 

The bag fiasco was hilarious enough. I never preorder games anymore these days, and I sure as fuck don’t preorder the “ultra” bundle that comes with little goodies because you just fucking know they’re gonna be cheap little things anyways.