@LordDisco: Thank you. I'll be sure to say that I have the backing of the people to the Activision hired goons who come to snuff me out in the middle of the night. ^_^

Bobby Kotick likes video games, but not the games themselves, how they play, or the people who actually make them. It is the $59.99 price tag attached to most of them that he absolutely adores. Of course, according to his own words, he would charge more than that if he could. And until his actions make up for and then…

Of course, the REAL answer would be... NEITHER. Both were purposefully put on Earth by extraterrestrials (possibly Lord Xenu) many generations ago only to cause the tumultuous debate of which came first in hopes that it would lead gullible humanity to turn against itself in combat. This continued deception was…

@Martise: You're going to have to do some MODing then, which may void the warranty.

@MonkeyPunch: Justin Wong could reach new heights if he loses the superiority thought track in his personality. Ego can prove to be your greatest enemy if it clouds judgment. Wish Gamerbee had gone on to fight Daigo, that would have been an intense, and LIVE, rematch of this:

@Martise: I suppose, but there's always the inevitable Playstation Bed attachment for the PS3... coming soon... in your dreams!

Tim, you had my adoration already, but your continued track record of excellent games and verbal lashings of ActiKotick only broaden those horizons. So, erm... kudos!

That fireball exhibition was great. 1:30 where we see how Charlie can toss out 50 Sonic Booms and Guile can just Sonic Hurricane them into oblivion... no wonder Bison was too much for him. ;_;

The Super Nintendbed, now featuring only Nintendo-themed dreams. If that were the case, $20,000 would be gone in a hurry.

If a car full of actual zombies crashes and explodes, is it a tragedy? Much like the plot of a Fist of the North Star episode, they were already dead.

@Lemstring: You realize this is a sign of the apocalypse, right? THESE TYPES OF THINGS JUST DON'T HAPPEN! D:

The plate and the What Would Gordon Freeman Do? sticker automatically qualify this as the classiest automobile to make it out of the fiery bowels of He... er, New Jersey.

@Bombos: Yeah, the Activision Dictionary is missing the page describing 'promises'. Actually, most of the pages just have dollar signs on them. Eghads, this isn't a dictionary at all, its a Necronomicon! o_O

Whelp, there goes the competition. This calls for Team Magic/Bird, or Clinton/Sub Zero, the only pairs that could hope to compete with DwayBron.

How you fix Activision's image problem: deal with it's constantly pulling off evil backstabbings of its developers and customers, aka: instill some form of palpable business ethics, aka: STOP BEING EVIL. Damn, it's not so tough, pay the people what they deserve to be paid and don't gouge the wallets/insult the…

@XeO3: While I don't share your push for the violence, I agree: that mentality is a painful antithesis to our collective gaming humanity.

@That mop mutant: I wouldn't say absolutely normal, they guy's had homophobic and racist gaffs since the early 90s when he started to get more of a soapbox. Success can really twist a person's mind, and you are right, about the time of Passion of the Christ he really started to flip out. Scary guy, Mel.

@MercerCh00x: Perhaps, though such arguments have been made in the past about how a character is depicted outside of its founding company's output. Of note is Mickey Mouse as portrayed by Dan O'Neil in bootleg fashion cursing and doing drugs, which Disney fought tooth and nail.

Example A: School puts on a live action rendition of Level 1-1 from Super Mario Bros., faithfully recreated.

It looks good, but some of that game play video is a bit iffy when it comes to the third-person camera angles. Camera placement really made parts of Ninja Gaiden II difficult to maneuver through. Otherwise, it's good to see Metroid getting a change of pace: if not 2D or 3D, hybridize it!