@Whooped.D.Dew: That's one tier above Marmaduke-dom, at least. But that damn dog doesn't count as a cherished part of my childhood.

This hideous monstrosity must never leave the lab. And yet there's some evil network executive somewhere thinking, "Swap out the characters, we have our new 3D Sonic cartoon."

Been thinking about the cost of this thing and it may seem high, but figure this in: you only need one. This isn't a motion controller that is physically held in the hand where you need to buy separate units to play with more than one player. Also figure in that you need the PS camera add-on to use the Move with the…

@STiX: Way to continue taking an axe to everything I loved as a kid, Hollywood. :P

That is the best screenshot ever where I can hardly make out the characters on screen. :o

@mrjoeyyaya: That's how you know you're doing just the right thing. ;)

@ddhboy: And I'm here to say typecasting is NOT ALWAYS BAD. I think it works for Cera and he realizes this. What is necessarily wrong with playing to an actor's strengths? There are actors who are suited to work with myriad roles like the Johnny Depps of the world, and there are some who can lend power to roles that…

@Alex Winton: Depends on what you call success. Do you mean "commercial success" or "stylistic and appreciated success"? Both have their place, and yeah, Hollywood listens most to monetary value, but if a movie is appreciated by people, it will live on. Some of the best games ever have been considered commercial…

I'm damn, damn excited for this movie. You know what? It's not technically a video game movie, but it might be the best video game themed movie yet. Must read the Scott Pilgrim stuff in advance to prepare for this...

@LegacyCrono: Ring issss reals! I's seens its! Notssss longs ago, on buttonssss on white and gray boxesss... and now... GONESSSS!! My... presssssciousssss....

@Orionsaint: If it is exactly like that, I'm putting a 360 in an enclosed space and letting it run until it's pushing up "Daisy"s.

I SEE YOU.

@Manly McBeeferton: "Open the disc tray door, 360."

One of my favorite Penny Arcade in awhile. Dueling Analogues always makes me smile.

@Mohd Syafiq Bin Jabaruddin: Yep, Hollywood has a fine time destroying all that is holy in cartoon-dom. But I was never a fan of Marmaduke, so milk away, Hollywood!

10 made me smile. 20 is what we all deep down want someday.

@ColinStein: Because it completely achieved the intense vision and craftsmanship that were the designer's... GOOOOOOOOAL!

@AegisOrnus: No, I did like his part. But then there's Big the Cat, Sonic in a world of humans, and almost every voiceover from Sonic Adventure on being near equivalent to having teeth pulled.

@Erinaceus: MadWorld was funny because it was a violent game full of gore and cuss-filled play by play ala a sporting event. If they apply that to Sonic, it will have to be a very different approach.

@Erinaceus: A story with a sense of humor is great. See MadWorld, Psyconauts, etc. A Sonic game with any semblance of story has proven to be a recipe for mediocrity. If they can make it humorous enough to not be a distraction/turnoff as it has been since Sonic Adventure, more power to them. If they fail again, I'd…