awesome! i just was at ross yesterday and saw these shorts called nike armor which had like memory foam padding built in around the hips, tailbones, and thighs. they were like $12!

I always wanted to play hockey to have an excuse to wear those! I never thought of just putting them on for soccer goalkeeping!

If you live in Chicago...Pete’s on Western makes a lovely Chicken Tetrazzini...like 5lbs of casserole for $9. You can kill yourself with it.

That makes it a casserole...like Chicken Tetrazzini. Mmmmmm.....casseroles.

I mean, you certainly could. I don’t think it’d ruin it. But it’s definitely a step beyond what you need to make it delicious. Hey, man, do your thing.

ya i could never really get into Crash Bandicoot because I’m not a fucking bandicoot and I don’t know even know what that is.

You are correct in that you have an opinion. You are incorrect in the evaluation that led you to that opinion. That is my opinion, and I deem it correct.

she’s my favourite by a longshot.

Great, great read.

Pant O’Mime was going to attend White Sox camp to appear at White Sox camp today, but Kenny Williams barred his son, Sweetchild O’Mime from the facilities. The younger O’Mime, with a tear in his eye, looked to his father and mouthed the words “Where do we go now?”

I believe that “cheese powder” is called melange.

That’s not a coach, that’s a Guild Navigator!

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

Coaches should be stored in clear, glass tubes filled with mysterious light blue liquid. They should be completely nude except for a breathing mask for breathing and a voice amplifier for shouting. The coach tube tanks could be wheeled around by teens, tots, toddlers, and other child-like creatures belonging to team…

Actually, the image speaks to the absurdity of the so called “facts” he speaks. Because they are not facts at all. They are fantasy, pure and simple. No one is getting arrested for expressing libertarian beleifs. That’s absurd. A bunch of so called libertarians held up a government building at gunpoint for weeks and…

Yes and also, it was the smoking lady who said “we’re all Negan,” not Alicia Witt. And the zombies were in a hallway, not the killing floor. And the guy’s name was Primo, not Pablo or Paulo. You’d think someone who reviews shows for a living would take some notes.

Stair daggers would encourage more elevator use.

KIT SYMONS: We’re going to try to catfish the players.

Can’t stop watching this for some reason.

I would partially disagree with some of your statements. MLS has had junior teams for at least 5 years. Granted, I don’t know the level of training or how structured it is in terms of an academy. So I would agree with you in the sense that there is a big difference between the mentalities of what an academy is here…